I love that last bit: “If you were forcibly pushed into the water, don’t worry. If it was a legitimate pushing, your body will find a way to shut out the water and survive the drowning.”
by Joey deVilla on September 6, 2012
Back in high school, after reading Space-Time and Beyond for the umpteenth time and drinking one too many zombies with my friend Henry, we came up with a theory:
In the infinite set of universes, there had to exist a particular universe in which the events in our lives were being watched as a TV show.
We then made a solemn vow to live the kind of life that got high ratings.
This is the continuation of that story.