Harrison Ford es Armando! Carrie Fisher es Esmerelda! Mark Hamill es Pepe! Y Anthony Daniels es “El Robot de Sexo”!
I was greatly amused by this re-arrangement and subtitling of Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back in which the hot-loined Armando must leave the Hoth system, as it is frozen and completely devoid of passion. After being rejected by Esmerelda, he drops a bombshell that will shock Pepe and concern El Robot de Sexo.