Family Christmas Card Nudity: Just Say No [Updated]

by Joey deVilla on December 13, 2011

Faily posing in front of Christmas tree, children in front row, parents in back row. Everyone is in matching pajamas, except for Dad, who's naked.

You might be trying to convey your wacky sense of humour and comfort in your own skin with your family Christmas card nudity, but it just comes off as creepy.

Mom and children sitting down posing in pajamas as nude father reclines behind them

Really creepy, in fact:

Family of 4 posing in Santa hats, fig leaves and nothing else.

For more funny, cringe-inducing and all-round regrettable Christmas cards, check out this article: Top 53 des pires photos de famille de Noël (The 53 Worst Christmas Family Photos).


Johnny Lee reminded me of something I’d mentally blocked: tech writer Robert Cringely’s nude family Christmas card and his battle with FedEx Kinko’s to get it printed.

{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

Phil Barron December 14, 2011 at 11:32 pm

The power of the sideboob is strong in the Cringely card. Happy holidays to all!

Sharon December 20, 2011 at 9:46 pm

I must agree with Phil… even better would be jingle bells there instead of an apron 🙂

Adrien December 25, 2011 at 10:32 am

My 10 year old girl loves the Christmas card. She said, “The boys are cuties LOL!”

Master Chief April 22, 2012 at 12:34 pm


your kidding me right?

I agree with phil! my god those things sage like heck!

Patrick T December 23, 2012 at 11:11 am

It’s so refreshing to see a naturist family celebrating Christmas on a ‘tasteful’ card. The real happiness can be seen on all the faces & the glow of contentment shines through.

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