Site of the Moment: Texts from Bennett

by Joey deVilla on December 1, 2011

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The odds are better than even that it’s just a creative writing exercise featuring made-up texts, but real or not, Texts from Bennett is high-larious. It’s purportedly a blog featuring screen captures of SMS conversations between the blog’s owner and his/her cousin Bennett, who is described as:

"…my 17 year old cousin Bennett. He is a white boy that thinks he’s a crip, works at Amoco, has a girlfriend named Mercedes, and is one of the most unintentionally funny and brilliant souls on the planet.

He has no idea I do this blog. Yes, this is 100% real.”

Here’s Bennett on seasonal activity, birth control and filesharing:

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Here’s Bennett on payback:

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And finally, Bennett on how you can be straight up gangsta and have a stuffed animal:

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{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

Dan Dickinson December 1, 2011 at 6:33 pm

This is the funniest goddamn thing I’ve read all week.

Also: $20 says the Cartoon Network is already developing a show called HUSTLA DA RABBIT.

Seth Christenfeld December 1, 2011 at 11:19 pm

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