Given the bounty of action films coming out this summer, you might not know which one to watch. Let this flowchart help you decide:

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by Joey deVilla on April 28, 2010
Given the bounty of action films coming out this summer, you might not know which one to watch. Let this flowchart help you decide:

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Back in high school, after reading Space-Time and Beyond for the umpteenth time and drinking one too many zombies with my friend Henry, we came up with a theory:
In the infinite set of universes, there had to exist a particular universe in which the events in our lives were being watched as a TV show.
We then made a solemn vow to live the kind of life that got high ratings.
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I think the “With Bazookas?” question largely depends on your definition there.
Randy: I believe the proper term is bazooms.
Joey: Yes, you’re right. My bad.
Still, describing the A-Team as an “aging franchise nobody remembers” provoked my first ever “Damn kids these days, don’t know anything…” reaction – or at least the first one that made me feel old.