Headline of the Day: “Police Seek Serial Groin-Kicker”

by Joey deVilla on October 30, 2009

Beware the Groin Kicker: Woman in pink 1980s Danskins kicking a man dressed for golf in the midsection.

There’s a woman in or around the area of Langley, British Columbia who’s going around kicking men in the groin. One was hurt so badly that one of his testicles had to be removed.

This case will probably spark two types of conversations, editorials and online commentary:

  • One will be some persecution fantasy among men who think we’ve ceded too much ground to women
  • And the other will be that sort of toxic combo of “Too many womyn;s studies courses, too few brain cells” rhetoric along the lines of…

Woman from "SuperFriends": "I think it's empowering!"

{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Reg Braithwaite October 30, 2009 at 1:51 pm

Get that woman a reality television show. On second thought, has this been done already in Japan?

2 Chris Taylor October 31, 2009 at 4:43 am

Obviously she’s a fast runner, or a more resilient victim would have decked her. I don’t give her good odds of having this career for very long.

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