Business Hours [Updated]

by Joey deVilla on August 4, 2009

I had a housemate who would never enter a time in the microwave that ended in “0” – she’d always reheat something for 38 seconds or defrost something for 8 minutes, 22 seconds – never 30 seconds or 9 minutes. If she weren’t a lawyer with a prestigious firm here in Accordion City, I’d swear this store – given the hours posted – was hers:

"Business Hours" sign with times that don't end on the hourr, half-hour or even quarter hour, such as "Monday: 12:12 - 7:07".

Update: The eagle-eyed Estelle H. pointed out in a comment that she recognized those store hours – they’re those of the Conspiracy Culture bookstore on Queen West.

{ 6 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Jordan Running August 4, 2009 at 11:56 am

I have a friend who would only set her alarm to a palindrome. 7:07 or 8:08.

I wonder why the store owner abandoned the repetition scheme for Friday and Saturday evenings, opting for 9:11 instead of 9:09.

2 Susan August 4, 2009 at 12:58 pm

I have the same sign. They don’t give you enough zeros, so they figured out a solution.

3 Estelle August 4, 2009 at 2:45 pm

Joey,
I recognize those hours, they are from the Conspiracy Culture bookstore in Toronto on Queen Street West , go here http://www.conspiracyculture.com/aboutus.html . Great bookstore on everything consipiracy theory

4 Joey deVilla August 4, 2009 at 3:27 pm

Estelle: Are you a regular? Or perhaps a member of the Illumnati, checking up on troublemakers?

5 Mick T. August 4, 2009 at 4:12 pm

Maybe she’s a closet *nix programmer and is saving on key-strokes, for example it’s quicker to press 333 for 3-1/5 minutes than 330. Most recommendations on how long to MicroWave things are really only estimates.

6 Logan August 9, 2009 at 3:51 pm

If we take the posted hours at their word, this is a bookstore that opens a little after midnight every day but Saturday and stays open until early evening. Even Portland’s legendary Powell’s City of Books can’t beat that.

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