The Job Opportunity You Can’t Refuse

by Joey deVilla on July 26, 2009

Allen Stern blogs about a sign that’s outside Rice to Riches, a rice pudding place in New York City’s East Village:

Sign: "Help Wanted: Start a career in the fascinating, fast-paced lucrative pudding business. Long hard hours, very low pay, lots of heavy lifting, work for a ball-busting asshole, dead-end job, no benefits, no advancement, must be college grad. Start immediately."

The sign reads:

Help Wanted

Start a career in the fascinating, fast-paced lucrative pudding business

  • Long hard hours
  • Very low pay
  • Lots of heavy lifting
  • Work for a ball-busting asshole
  • Dead-end job
  • No benefits
  • No advancement
  • Must be college grad

Start immediately

It’s attention getting; Allen says that he saw a number of people read the sign and as a result step into the store. There’s more in his blog entry about the sign.

I wonder how many people read it and thought “Sounds great! Where do I sign up?”

{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Thiago July 26, 2009 at 10:27 am

lol, I’m applying for this as the first thing next morning… It seem to be just like my previous job hehe

2 Vidiot July 26, 2009 at 11:08 pm

Is the “ball-busting asshole” the guy that was running it when it was raided? Something about an illegal sports book and bales o’ cash?

http://www.nydailynews.com/archives/news/2005/02/04/2005-02-04_proof_s_in_pudding_da_hits_d.html

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