Michael Would’ve Looked Like Lando

by Joey deVilla on July 23, 2009

This scan from the August 1985 issue of Ebony features their prediction of what Michael Jackson would’ve looked like in the year 2000 (which, back then, seemed like a time in the far-off future):

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“At 40,” the caption reads, “he will have aged gracefully and will have a handsome, more mature look.” Tacky 80s-era clothing aside, it’s a good look for him. Very Lando Calrissian.

Keep in mind that this photo was altered in the time before Photoshop, when you had to do it with knives, brushes, paints and a very steady hand.

It’s easy to laugh at the prediction in hindsight, but this was the mid-80s, before the accident while shooting the Pepsi commercial and well before celebrity extreme meltdowns were more commonplace.

{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Michelle July 23, 2009 at 10:13 am

LOL – well they were slightly off…..and where’s my hoverboard!

2 Wendy July 23, 2009 at 10:26 am

Uh oh. When I read the word “Lando” I thought of Family Guy, not Star Wars. Is that bad?

3 Mo July 23, 2009 at 10:59 am

It looks like they pasted Micheal’s face into a Sammy Davis Jr. photo.

4 John Bowman July 23, 2009 at 11:41 am

Sure, the face is off, but why did they think Jheri curls, thin leather ties and pastel jackets would still be in style?

5 Chris July 23, 2009 at 12:07 pm

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