City Hall’s Badly-Photoshopped Family

by Joey deVilla on June 11, 2009

Accordion City has a reputation for its great blend of different nationalities, races and cultures, and it’s one of the reasons I love this place. However, there are times when the folks at City Hall, in their well-intentioned attempts to be inclusive, seem to be trying a little too hard. Case in point: how the stock photo, pictured below on the left, got photoshopped (and quite obviously, too) into the cover of the Toronto Fun Guide, pictured below on the right:

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Speaking as a force of darkness – I much prefer being called that to “person of colour” – I find inclusivity-by-editing to be a little silly, if not condescending. C’mon, people! This is Toronto! If you really want a picture of an ethnically diverse family in this city, all you have to do is bring a camera to any busy public place – say any major shopping mall – and wait five minutes.

You could also just use the photo below, which features real Toronto people: a Filipino guy, an American Jewish woman and a giant pita from somewhere in the Mediterranean or Middle East. Three ethnicities, one pic!

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The folks at Stillepost have been having fun re-photoshopping the Toronto Fun Guide. Here are my favourites, with my favourite one saved for last:

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{ 10 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Marie June 11, 2009 at 1:51 pm

Hilarious.
So Canadian.
So Toronto.

Then you turned it awesome.

2 Frank De Carolis June 11, 2009 at 1:56 pm

You know what’s worse? Parks & Rec are very happy with their results!!! (According to Mike Stafford on 640 Toronto Radio on yesterday’s show)

3 DoreenatDMS June 11, 2009 at 2:11 pm

way to go, Joey … yes, funny/sad … I guess they just didn’t have 5 minutes to spare.

4 Jeremy June 11, 2009 at 2:20 pm

That’s awesome. I love how they also recolored the hand at the left of the photo. Wouldn’t that be the woman’s hand?

5 Brian Gadell June 11, 2009 at 2:47 pm

Why is the pita flipping everyone off?

6 Mathieu June 11, 2009 at 3:58 pm

The Will Smith one is the best and actually better than the one they used.

7 Darcy K. June 11, 2009 at 4:54 pm

Great blog post. Diversity in TO is under everyone’s nose. The douches at City Hall who approved this cover are intellectually and socially lazy. They could have just snapped a pic of a group of people sitting in Nathan Phillips Square. Asked them for a release. And compensated them with fries from the truck of their choice.

8 Jim June 11, 2009 at 7:17 pm

They have to be happy at Parks & Rec.

Otherwise the guy who was forced to do this would have to take the heat.

9 Maria June 12, 2009 at 10:37 am

The National Post just copied this post! (OK, maybe not exactly copy, but you posted it first).

10 Books & Backpacks June 12, 2009 at 9:32 pm

Normally they’d have one of the kids sitting in a wheelchair.

The expression and eye line of the fellow that was put in looks sooo creepy and pervy.

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