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by Joey deVilla on April 30, 2009

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Back in high school, after reading Space-Time and Beyond for the umpteenth time and drinking one too many zombies with my friend Henry, we came up with a theory:
In the infinite set of universes, there had to exist a particular universe in which the events in our lives were being watched as a TV show.
We then made a solemn vow to live the kind of life that got high ratings.
This is the continuation of that story.
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I haz a corm?
I see it as a dadaist protest against the corn syrup lobby in the United States.
That photo’s kind of corny.
Corncob or ear of corn? Just asking…
discreet packaging my ass …..
The up and coming young exec at Monsanto felt very confident about this afternoon’s meeting with the board members.
That’s it. I’m getting too many stares. Next time I’m getting it in a can.
I wonder wher I can get 3600 D batteries?
1)”If I drop this, do I get an extension on the five second rule?”
2)”I said let’s go out to eat, but Paul Bunyon was all like, “No let’s cook dinner at home.”"
3)”It seems like a lot of effort now, but I’m sure it’ll fit in my Volvo just fine.”
Was I supposed to notice the corn, cuz she got some man calves…
And they told me that 12 incher was the biggest one they made…
Don’t tell me I’m going to have to ride this thing up the stairs…
I hate these braces… I always get corn stuck in them!
kernal panic…
Seeing as how corn does not digest, “This is a gonna hurt”!!!!
i can’t wait ’til i get you home…alone.
This is gonna leave a scar……..
Un-I-Corn Lady
I am the great cornholio!
And this people is how we will end world hunger..
Actual item pictured my vary.
Someone needs a big toy.
Slob on my knob, like corn on the cob
that’s gonna hurt the cornhole for SURE…
amaizeing
and they said nothing good came out of Chernobyl…
“You should have seen their eggplants!” she exclaimed.