The “Heavy Metal Band Names” Chart

by Joey deVilla on January 20, 2009

If you’re looking for a name for your heavy metal band, you might find the chart below helpful:

Heavy Metal band name chart
Click the chart to see it at full size.
Found via The Triumph of Bullshit.

{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }

1 John Bowman January 20, 2009 at 2:08 am

Religion + Animals = Metal?

Also, should have Metal -> Electricity -> AC/DC, Thunderbolt, Powersurge, etc.

2 matt January 20, 2009 at 8:53 pm

John, Metal is what is applied to animals because of religion. or something.

But you can’t argue with:

Death + Badass Misspellings = Faulkner References

3 Oli January 22, 2009 at 2:12 pm

Oh man, this is great, and very well put together.

I am proposing a subheading under Animals – “Really REAL”, as there is one truly amazing act missing: the mighty Hatebeak – the world’s only deathcore band fronted by a 19-year-old Congolese parrot named Waldo. Who, it goes without saying, hates you.

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