Comments on: Caption This Photo, I Dare You

By: Debbie

Debbie — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 01:03:53 +0000

This isn’t exactly what I meant when I said you could use ass tissue.. I’m suing the damn surgeon.

By: Charles Follymacher

Charles Follymacher — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 13:13:00 +0000

Tea Party Incident: A drunken Alice falls ass backwards into stretcher.

By: Logan Hawkes

Logan Hawkes — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 06:21:41 +0000

The final performance of “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” was an emotional event for all who attended.

By: Anne

Anne — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 03:23:04 +0000

Man, that Joey deVilla used to have some wild birthday parties.

By: Troy

Troy — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:50:21 +0000

A man and woman got more intimate than they originally planned when they were accidentally fused together while dancing at a private swingers club. The two victims were reportedly in “close proximity” to each other when a wormhole opened by the Oompa- Loompas caused their bodies to merge together. The Oompa-Loompas were attempting to capture two large rabbits that escaped from Loompaland. The rabbits were horrified by the events and promised to never run away again.

By: Blaine

Blaine — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:56:16 +0000

“The newest trend in looking hot with plastic surgery has backfired – transplanting your ass to the front caused this hollywood socialite a trip to the hospital, stat. Coattail-riding oompa loompa friends tag along for support while the bunny rabbits wonder who will supply their carrot addiction.”

By: Kristian Kabasares

Kristian Kabasares — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:48:13 +0000

I knew these panties would be too tight and cut off circulation to my brain!

By: Jody Reale

Jody Reale — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:12:06 +0000

“Even in Wonderland, Britney can’t seem to behave herself.” Or: “Performer at this year’s Wonka Ball takes ass backward approach to dance routine, and sells fans short.”

By: Danny V

Danny V — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:09:14 +0000

She said she wasn’t allergic to carrots!! Oh why did I believe her?? WHY??

By: Alistair

Alistair — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:06:30 +0000

With the recessionary impact on chocolate sales, Oompa Loompa’s retrain for new careers in medicine.