My friend Miss Fipi Lele finds all sorts of great and weird stuff, the photo below included:
What photo can’t be improved by some old-school Oompa-Loompas?
See if you can come up with a caption for this photo and post it in the comments.
My caption would be: “Ain’t nothin’ like the Queen’s Homecoming street party!”
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With the recessionary impact on chocolate sales, Oompa Loompa’s retrain for new careers in medicine.
She said she wasn’t allergic to carrots!! Oh why did I believe her?? WHY??
“Even in Wonderland, Britney can’t seem to behave herself.” Or: “Performer at this year’s Wonka Ball takes ass backward approach to dance routine, and sells fans short.”
I knew these panties would be too tight and cut off circulation to my brain!
“The newest trend in looking hot with plastic surgery has backfired – transplanting your ass to the front caused this hollywood socialite a trip to the hospital, stat. Coattail-riding oompa loompa friends tag along for support while the bunny rabbits wonder who will supply their carrot addiction.”
A man and woman got more intimate than they originally planned when they were accidentally fused together while dancing at a private swingers club. The two victims were reportedly in “close proximity” to each other when a wormhole opened by the Oompa- Loompas caused their bodies to merge together. The Oompa-Loompas were attempting to capture two large rabbits that escaped from Loompaland. The rabbits were horrified by the events and promised to never run away again.
Man, that Joey deVilla used to have some wild birthday parties.
The final performance of “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” was an emotional event for all who attended.
Tea Party Incident: A drunken Alice falls ass backwards into stretcher.
This isn’t exactly what I meant when I said you could use ass tissue.. I’m suing the damn surgeon.