I found this while cleaning out receipts from my wallet. It’s from my last fortune cookie:

The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century
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by Joey deVilla on September 29, 2008
I found this while cleaning out receipts from my wallet. It’s from my last fortune cookie:

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Back in high school, after reading Space-Time and Beyond for the umpteenth time and drinking one too many zombies with my friend Henry, we came up with a theory:
In the infinite set of universes, there had to exist a particular universe in which the events in our lives were being watched as a TV show.
We then made a solemn vow to live the kind of life that got high ratings.
This is the continuation of that story.
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I once got a fortune that said “That Wasn’t Chicken.” I was unbothered by this because I had ordered Mongolian Beef.
I also once got a fortune that was blank. That scared me a bit.