One Thing I Learned During the Engagement

by Joey deVilla on September 24, 2008

There seems to an endless supply of tasteless wedding cake toppers:

Wedding cake topper featuring the bride straddling the groom
Our parents would’ve loooooved this one.

Another "Bride straddling groom" cake topper
This is a standard porn position. So I’m told.

"Dolphins" cake topper
Not even if the couple are both marine biologists.

"Marital bed" cake topper
The marital bed as cake topper! Bow chicka wah waaahhhh…

Stripper cake topper
Ooh! It’s Sarah and Todd Palin!

{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

1 jafer September 24, 2008 at 8:42 pm

I actually like that first one. It’s so tasteless that I would burst out laughing if I saw it on an actual wedding cake.

2 Stella Louise September 27, 2008 at 1:14 am

You sure the last one isn’t Britney and K-Fed?

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