The Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator

by Joey deVilla on September 16, 2008

This would’ve been my name, had I been Sarah Palin’s (possibly illegitimate) child.

The Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator takes your name and converts it into something more akin to what Sarah and Todd Palin would’ve named you had you been their child.

Entering “Joey deVilla” into the generator spat out my Palin name: Gravel Blood Palin. Sounds pretty badass!

Here’s what it spit out for other names:

Accordion hero Jose Martin deVilla: Fire Patriot Palin
b5media CEO and my uberboss Jeremy Wright: Rifle Panzer Palin
Sarah soon to be second-in-command John McCain: Steam Fangs Palin
Her esteemed opponent, Barack Obama: Tarp Lazer Palin
Adult film star Jenna Jameson: Turbine Yukon Palin

And just for kicks, I entered the name of one of her kids, Trig Palin, and got the considerably more macho Molten Contra Palin. The Name Generator even out-Palins Palin!

Go hit the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator and tell me what your Palin name is in the comments!

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1 Sean Galbraith September 16, 2008 at 11:49 am: I’m Mr. Buster Taint Palin.

that’s me… the taint buster.
2 Steph September 16, 2008 at 11:54 am: “Meat Notgay Palin”
3 Wendy September 16, 2008 at 12:11 pm: As I recall, mine was Recoil Zoo Palin.
4 Seth Christenfeld September 16, 2008 at 12:15 pm: Bash Budweiser Palin.

Awesome! I’m a beer bash!
5 Dan Dickinson September 16, 2008 at 12:26 pm: “Nam Guadalupe Palin”

That doesn’t sound terribly American. Unless you growl “Nam” like Walter from The Big Lebowski, I guess.
6 Eva September 16, 2008 at 2:51 pm: I’m Rink Rebate Palin for my full name, or Fork Decoy Palin with just my first name.
I rather like these names!
7 Jane September 16, 2008 at 4:18 pm: Moose Roadster Palin! WELL.
8 Stella Louise September 16, 2008 at 8:28 pm: Crunk Petrol Palin.
9 Lisa Russell September 17, 2008 at 1:23 am: I’d be Foot Chassis Palin eew
10 Garnigal September 17, 2008 at 10:46 am: Just call me Timber Challenger Palin.

Falling trees, falling space shuttles – I think I’m the unloved Palin child.
11 Bruce A. September 17, 2008 at 11:20 pm: Guzzle Red Palin.
12 Bonnie September 18, 2008 at 11:00 am: Crank Widow Palin.

Right on.
13 Anita September 19, 2008 at 4:49 pm: Pie Gallon Palin for my first name or Speck Backfire for my first and last names. Wonder if I am allowed to combine them; Pie Backfire or Speck Gallon. I think I’m kinda partial to Pie Backfire.
14 Krytentx September 23, 2008 at 7:23 am: They call me…Lean Pipe Palin…You will be seeing me in some softcore porn and plumbing commericals.
15 Adam September 23, 2008 at 4:46 pm: This is how I spent my day all day today….Chevy General Palin
16 Lady Rose October 4, 2008 at 1:36 pm: Chop Meth Palin

thanks for the giggles!
17 Kris December 11, 2008 at 8:49 pm: Oooo, I am: Spackle Camshaft Palin.

I’m not exactly sure what a camshaft is, but, please, call me Spackle from now on!

I wonder what my maiden name would have given me…Guzzle Red Palin.

Guzzle that red paint with your camshaft and spackle it all over the walls! XD