It’s not just pizza that comes from vending machines these days:
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by Joey deVilla on September 12, 2008
It’s not just pizza that comes from vending machines these days:
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Back in high school, after reading Space-Time and Beyond for the umpteenth time and drinking one too many zombies with my friend Henry, we came up with a theory:
In the infinite set of universes, there had to exist a particular universe in which the events in our lives were being watched as a TV show.
We then made a solemn vow to live the kind of life that got high ratings.
This is the continuation of that story.
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Hmm, if someone comes up with a vending machine for Big Macs, then the McDonald’s business model is toast.
Disclaimer: My wife is a McDonald’s franchisee… wait a second, that’s her business model we’re talking about!
So where does the relish/mustard/ketchup come out of? I wouldn’t eat a hot dog without that stuff on it.
Think of the space it would save in your kitchen by replacing the fridge and stove. Awesome!