From the monthly archives:

September 2008

[This article was also published in Global Nerdy.]

Friends: "Amber's being immature again, isn't she?"

Technology, media and pop culture writer Douglas Rushkoff, who’s got a guest writing slot at the uber-blog Boing Boing, points to an essay titled Riding Out the Credit Collapse. Published in the spring 2008 edition of Arthur magazine, it:

  • Provides a layperson-friendly, non-drowsy explanation of how the credit crisis came about
  • Suggests the single most important thing you can do to protect yourself and your interests during the credit crisis (and in fact, any crisis, including being laid off during a credit crisis)

Don’t let the article’s apparent length scare you off — read it! Yes, it’s ten screens, but it’s set in a narrow column. If you’re still skittish about reading that much, shame on you, and here’s the part on which I want to focus:

Whatever the case, the best thing you can do to protect yourself and your interests is to make friends. The more we are willing to do for each other on our own terms and for compensation that doesn’t necessarily involve the until-recently-almighty dollar, the less vulnerable we are to the movements of markets that, quite frankly, have nothing to do with us.

If you’re sourcing your garlic from your neighbor over the hill instead of the Big Ag conglomerate over the ocean, then shifts in the exchange rate won’t matter much. If you’re using a local currency to pay your mechanic to adjust your brakes, or your chiropractor to adjust your back, then a global liquidity crisis won’t affect your ability to pay for either. If you move to a place because you’re looking for smart people instead of a smart real estate investment, you’re less likely to be suckered by high costs of a “hot” city or neighborhood, and more likely to find the kinds of people willing to serve as a social network, if for no other reason than they’re less busy servicing their mortgages.

I think Rushkoff’s got the right idea, and I’d like to torque it a little further. Forget for a moment the more fanciful ideas of printing your own “Canadian Tire Money”; when he says “local currency”, I want you think of these things:

  • Reputation,
  • Goodwill,
  • and most importantly, Luck.

Among the many things that I’m churning in my brain right now — along with updating the resume, finding a place to put all the stuff that I used to keep at the office and getting that eye appointment with Dr. Heeney before my work-provided insurance coverage expires — is real-world testing an idea and writing about it here. That idea rests on two principles, namely:

  1. Having friends and being friendly makes you lucky. I’ve always suspected it, and Marc Myers wrote a book on the topic.
  2. I’d rather be lucky than smart. It’s the mantra of my all-time favourite financial planner, whom I shall refer to as “P. Kizzy”. If I get even a tenth of P. Kizzy’s business acumen, I will be a very happy man.

Watch this space, ’cause I’m going to expand on those ideas!

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Unfortunate Ad Placement

by Joey deVilla on September 30, 2008

Oh, snap:

Two ads on facing pages of a magazine -- the first's headline is "My sister accidentally killed herself", and the second's is "Oops."

The ad on the left is a skin cancer ad, which reminded me of a term I’d only recently encountered: the “sun scare industry”. It was a term used in a news release by the Indoor Tanning Association (yeah, I went “Really?” too) that saluted Sarah Palin for putting a tanning bed in the Alaska governor’s mansion. The last line of the release quotes Dan Humiston, President of the Indoor Tanning Association and it’s a real gem:

“Kudos to Governor Palin for standing up to dermatologists and other members of the sun scare industry who are trying to frighten Americans away from UV light.”

Those pesky busybody skin doctors! No wonder dermatologist is synonymous with buzzkill.

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2 Million Pageviews!

by Joey deVilla on September 29, 2008

Statcounter: 2 million pageviews!
Yearly statistics for the Accordion Guy blog, courtesy of StatCounter.

StatCounter says that sometime within the half-hour before I wrote this, The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century got its 2 millionth page view for 2008. My thanks to all of you for making this possible!

Hint, Hint…

Hey, web advertisers! I get 100K pageviews/month and in the Technorati 5K. I can get you clicks! Email me at joey@joeydevilla.com and let’s see what I can do for you!

Hey, tech companies! Looking for a Guy Kawasaki or Robert Scoble, but who can also code? Think of me as the budget version of those guys. Or better yet, think of Guy Kawasaki and Robert Scoble as overpriced Joey deVillas. Once again, email me at joey@joeydevilla.com and let’s see what I can do to put you on top!

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Shanah Tovah Umetukah!

by Joey deVilla on September 29, 2008

(That’s Hebrew for “A good and sweet new year!”)

It’s Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish holiday often referred to as “Jewish New Year”, is the start of the civil year in the Hebrew calendar and the beginning of the Days of Awe. Like many other cultures’ new year traditions, it’s a time to reflect on the past year and make plans and resolutions for the upcoming one.

In honour of this holiday, here’s one of my favourite Shabot 6000 comics. Enjoy!

"Shabot 6000's" "Rosh" comic
Click the comic to see it on its original page.

P.S. Big thanks to Rochelle for inviting us to celebrate with her family tonight!

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The Fortune Cookie Wasn’t Kidding

by Joey deVilla on September 29, 2008

I found this while cleaning out receipts from my wallet. It’s from my last fortune cookie:

Fortune cookie fortune: "Several changes will come about for you."

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Terminated, Part 1: The Very First Things You Should Do When Laid Off

September 28, 2008

[This article also appears in my tech blog, Global Nerdy.]
Introduction

Hello. My name is Joey deVilla, and I am unemployed.
Hmmm. Let’s try that again.
Hello. My name is Joey deVilla, and I am between jobs.
That has a much better ring to it. An optimistic, “this too shall pass” kind of vibe. Maybe the third time will be [...]

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R.I.P. Paul Newman

September 27, 2008

Actor, director, car racing enthusiast, humanitarian, creator of a pretty good salad dressing, beer aficionado and master of the steely blue-eyed stare Paul Newman died yesterday at the age of 83 after a long battle with lung cancer.

What you may not know is that when artist Gil Kane was re-designing the superhero character Green Lantern [...]

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This Gun’s for Hire

September 26, 2008

Life in a startup is full of adventures with its fair share of ups and downs. Budgets shrink and grow, teams shrink and grow and strategies constantly evolve. During these challenging economic times, it’s the companies who maintain their focus while controlling their spending discipline that will survive.
b5media lives and dies by these [...]

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Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart’s Hilarious “Entertainment Weekly” Cover

September 25, 2008

I love the cover of this week’s Entertainment Weekly! It features Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart and recreates the infamous “Obamas” cover of the New Yorker:

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Poster of the Day

September 25, 2008

Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

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Closing in on 2 Million Pageviews

September 25, 2008

My career has been shaped by what I like to call “hobbies that have spiralled out of control”. The first was computer programming, which I took up in the eighties. Accordion playing came in the nineties. In the “naughties”, after submitting suggestion after suggestion to Cory Doctorow to post in Boing Boing, he said “Joey, [...]

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Demolition at 176 Spadina

September 25, 2008

The building next door to my workplace — 176 Spadina Avenue — is being demolished (presumably to be replaced by a newer, shinier building). It’s too close to the surrounding buildings to use a wrecking ball (which would’ve been cool) or explosives (which would’ve been even cooler) to take it down. Instead, they brought in [...]

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Making and Losing Money from Longing and Shorting

September 25, 2008

I pointed a friend of mine who works in finance — I’ll call him “Senor Gumbo” — to my earlier post in which I explained “longing” and “shorting” to see if I’d explained it properly. He said that I’d nailed it, but he also said that I should more clearly explain what happens if you [...]

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My Notes from Ruby on Rails Project Night

September 24, 2008

It’s a bit too geeky to cover here on The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century, but if you mosey on down to my tech blog, Global Nerdy, you’ll find my report on Friday’s Ruby on Rails Project Night, which featured:

James “Smalltalk Tidbits, Industry Rants” Robertson, who talked about Seaside and WebVelocity, and
Paul [...]

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One Thing I Learned During the Engagement

September 24, 2008

There seems to an endless supply of tasteless wedding cake toppers:
Our parents would’ve loooooved this one.
This is a standard porn position. So I’m told.
Not even if the couple are both marine biologists.
The marital bed as cake topper! Bow chicka wah waaahhhh…
Ooh! It’s Sarah and Todd Palin!

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