Found: The Kind of Guy Who’d Buy a Woven Collar Shirt

If you saw this post about the woven collar shirt (which exposes more of your necktie so that the world can see you buy expensive stuff), you might have been wondering what sort of insecure, striving schlub is so desperate for affirmation that he would buy such a thing.

I may have found him:

Guy aiming gun at camera, with pregnant wife in his arms
“Figuratively and literally, I don’t shoot blanks!
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

(On the bright side, he is practicing gun safety; note that his finger is away from the trigger as he points the gun right at the camera.)

6 Comments

  1. Posted August 7, 2008 at 1:37 am | Permalink

    Pretty sure this guy and his wife come into my bookstore all the time. He’s a nice guy. Seriously.

  2. Posted August 7, 2008 at 10:36 am | Permalink

    @Peter: That’s cool — nice people can have lapses of taste in personal portraiture worthy of fun-poking!

  3. Posted August 7, 2008 at 5:13 pm | Permalink

    omg. omg. that is all kinds of wrong.

    totally ot, but i saw a video from a guy named cazwell that i think you would like…the song is called “i seen beyonce at burger king”. ha. ripe for clark.

  4. Posted August 7, 2008 at 5:15 pm | Permalink

    @stasia: If only Clark hadn’t gone out of business…

  5. Seriously Now
    Posted August 7, 2008 at 5:59 pm | Permalink

    This man is a psycho perv who beat and cheated on this woman and who abused his kids. Nice guy whatever.

  6. stasia
    Posted August 10, 2008 at 7:06 pm | Permalink

    we just need a time machine is all.

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