Found: The Kind of Guy Who’d Buy a Woven Collar Shirt

by Joey deVilla on August 6, 2008

If you saw this post about the woven collar shirt (which exposes more of your necktie so that the world can see you buy expensive stuff), you might have been wondering what sort of insecure, striving schlub is so desperate for affirmation that he would buy such a thing.

I may have found him:

Guy aiming gun at camera, with pregnant wife in his arms
“Figuratively and literally, I don’t shoot blanks!
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

(On the bright side, he is practicing gun safety; note that his finger is away from the trigger as he points the gun right at the camera.)

{ 6 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Peter August 7, 2008 at 1:37 am

Pretty sure this guy and his wife come into my bookstore all the time. He’s a nice guy. Seriously.

2 Joey deVilla August 7, 2008 at 10:36 am

@Peter: That’s cool — nice people can have lapses of taste in personal portraiture worthy of fun-poking!

3 stasia August 7, 2008 at 5:13 pm

omg. omg. that is all kinds of wrong.

totally ot, but i saw a video from a guy named cazwell that i think you would like…the song is called “i seen beyonce at burger king”. ha. ripe for clark.

4 Joey deVilla August 7, 2008 at 5:15 pm

@stasia: If only Clark hadn’t gone out of business…

5 Seriously Now August 7, 2008 at 5:59 pm

This man is a psycho perv who beat and cheated on this woman and who abused his kids. Nice guy whatever.

6 stasia August 10, 2008 at 7:06 pm

we just need a time machine is all.

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