Optimist Club has this photo of a pizza spatula with integrated scissors taken from the Skymall catalog:
“Every new utensil is another cry for help,” they say. If that’s true, then the Skymall and Brookstone catalogs are the twenty-first century’s equivalents of The Bell Jar.

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Man, that’s an awfully small slice of pizza.
Presents an interesting problem as to how the first slice is cut!
I’m of the mindset that this is an awesome invention…if only the spatula folded inward for the first cut!
Now…THERE’s an invention!