Gummi Lighthouses: When Candy Design Goes Terribly, Hilariously Wrong [Updated]

by Joey deVilla on June 11, 2008

Gummi lighthouses
Photo courtesy of Ryland (who has the best sign generator site) and Miss Fipi Lele.

Update: Even more wrong — Hannah Montana Gummi Guitars. What were they thinking?

{ 27 comments… read them below or add one }

Gianni Chiappetta June 11, 2008 at 8:42 pm

Don’t eat too many, you’ll have to get your stomach pumped.

Stella June 11, 2008 at 8:44 pm

Oh my!

Imagining handing those out for Halloween!

JmactheAttack June 11, 2008 at 9:03 pm

They should of just stuck with gummy bears…

bnpositive June 11, 2008 at 11:41 pm

Oh man that’s a riot! So if you handle them too much does it turn into a Jolly Rancher?

Richard June 12, 2008 at 2:09 am

You have to wonder how nobody at Mill Farm stopped and said, “hang on a minute…” Unless it’s all one big sick joke?

tris June 12, 2008 at 5:05 am

mill farm bukkake

urlnotfound June 12, 2008 at 11:29 am

[this is good]

K@ June 12, 2008 at 3:34 pm
WEIRDO! June 12, 2008 at 6:26 pm

Those are absolutely fantastic. I’d love to eat some Gummi lighthouses.

CCP June 12, 2008 at 8:08 pm

Horribly wrong… or horribly right?

B.C. June 12, 2008 at 9:09 pm

Perhaps the manufacturer’s name is really MILF Arm®?

Darth Bacon June 12, 2008 at 9:10 pm

I understand those gummi Georgia O’Keefe miniatures didn’t go over too well, either.

web design company June 12, 2008 at 9:27 pm

Those would look awesome on my G.I. Joes…

HunnyBunny June 12, 2008 at 10:42 pm

Hey just wanna let all you guys and gals know that I work for the Christmas Tree Shops and I see these penises everyday. Might I add they taste really good.

dark-suki June 12, 2008 at 11:21 pm

this…is THE gayest idea ever lmao!who makes gummi lighthouses? i mean..wth man

Spitt June 12, 2008 at 11:47 pm

MMMmmmmmm Gummi Lighthouses. Is that light coming out of the top of the lighthouse? I bet those are delicious to put in your mouth! Do they melt in your mouth?

jocool June 13, 2008 at 12:07 am


Wheresthecheese? June 13, 2008 at 12:46 am

*Coming* to a “Freudies” candy store near you….

austinite June 13, 2008 at 10:22 am

Future offerings include Gummi Mountain Range (with just 2 peaks), Gummi Peach, Gummi Lips…

And their ad tagline is “What?”

Zatoichi June 13, 2008 at 11:28 am

Something tells me the next line; will have a juicy center that explodes when you bite to hard

Liz June 13, 2008 at 12:29 pm

I’ve heard the recommendation “Eat a bag of dicks” before, but never so literally.

Mary Beth June 13, 2008 at 1:15 pm

Comes in different flavors.

Austin -double-O-six June 13, 2008 at 2:26 pm

So? Whats the punch line ?

I dont get it ??

Whats wrong with a candy light house ?

ObamaGrrl June 13, 2008 at 2:58 pm

Made me gag! (Spit, not swallow…)

Brandon June 13, 2008 at 3:51 pm

Is that a lighthouse in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Lady Reason June 13, 2008 at 9:28 pm

I’m sure this is one of those things where the underling saw what the gummy implied when it popped out of the mold, but sent it right down on the conveyor belt thinking “Eh, no one will notice.”

Lynda P. Costello June 13, 2008 at 10:48 pm

Doesn’t look like a light house to me!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lynda C.

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