Photo courtesy of Ryland (who has the best sign generator site) and Miss Fipi Lele.
Update: Even more wrong — Hannah Montana Gummi Guitars. What were they thinking?
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Don’t eat too many, you’ll have to get your stomach pumped.
Oh my!
Imagining handing those out for Halloween!
They should of just stuck with gummy bears…
Oh man that’s a riot! So if you handle them too much does it turn into a Jolly Rancher?
You have to wonder how nobody at Mill Farm stopped and said, “hang on a minute…” Unless it’s all one big sick joke?
mill farm bukkake
[this is good]
Two words: Diamond. Shreddies.
http://www.macleans.ca/business/companies/article.jsp?content=20080507_56414_56414
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Those are absolutely fantastic. I’d love to eat some Gummi lighthouses.
Horribly wrong… or horribly right?
Perhaps the manufacturer’s name is really MILF Arm®?
I understand those gummi Georgia O’Keefe miniatures didn’t go over too well, either.
Those would look awesome on my G.I. Joes…
Hey just wanna let all you guys and gals know that I work for the Christmas Tree Shops and I see these penises everyday. Might I add they taste really good.
this…is THE gayest idea ever lmao!who makes gummi lighthouses? i mean..wth man
MMMmmmmmm Gummi Lighthouses. Is that light coming out of the top of the lighthouse? I bet those are delicious to put in your mouth! Do they melt in your mouth?
SUCK A BAG OF DICKS!!!!!!
*Coming* to a “Freudies” candy store near you….
Future offerings include Gummi Mountain Range (with just 2 peaks), Gummi Peach, Gummi Lips…
And their ad tagline is “What?”
Something tells me the next line; will have a juicy center that explodes when you bite to hard
I’ve heard the recommendation “Eat a bag of dicks” before, but never so literally.
Comes in different flavors.
So? Whats the punch line ?
I dont get it ??
Whats wrong with a candy light house ?
Made me gag! (Spit, not swallow…)
Is that a lighthouse in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
I’m sure this is one of those things where the underling saw what the gummy implied when it popped out of the mold, but sent it right down on the conveyor belt thinking “Eh, no one will notice.”
Doesn’t look like a light house to me!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lynda C.
I’m mainly concerned with how many bags it would take to fill an average soup bowl? I know a few people who deserve such a gift.
You would think they would get people to look carefully at the design wouldn’t you.
Make gr8 suppositories too?
I wonder is they will come out with the chocolate one next? Blondes love dark lighthouses.
Don’t handle them too much; you might get gummi all over yourself.
LLLLOOOLLL, very funny omg
Penis = Lingham = ‘wand of light’. Around and around it goes!
A friend of mine runs a daycare with the word Lighthouse in the title–I think she should start handing these out to prospective clients!
I hate it when people try to explain the joke.
they look like little weenies!
Look at all that foreskin pulled down around the head! You know, I was the model for that!
There’s another double entendre for Scandinavians, as “gummi” means “rubber”. You know, the colloquialism for a prophylactic sheath.
They leave you moist in the mouth.
ROTFLMAO
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I’m gonna have to buy a couple bags and send to a few choice people.
Who wouldn’t want to eat a back of gummi #!%&?
Where can I buy these!!??
Man. who came up with this? very funny. i would try them. hahaha
A delicious snack that is high in protein!
I am waiting for the Gummi clam.
This is vulgarianism. I am reporting you to snopes.
Calling them gummi penises would have been, well, just too overt I suppose
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