Tired: Cup Holders. Wired: French Fry Holders!

by Joey deVilla on April 24, 2008

French Fry Holder, for sale at “Improvements”
“Even has a clip-on ketchup cup!”

The French Fry Holder pictured above is in Improvements’ catalog. It’s currently not in stock, but I’m sure with enough demand, they’ll restock this life-changing apparatus!

Here’s the description from the catalog:

French Fry Holder

Hold Your Fries In Your Car’s Cup Holder And Make Driving Safer.

Cars now come with several cup holders, and this innovative accessory helps you make the most of them! French-Fry Holder holds one order of fries (and its cardboard container) close at hand! Even has a clip-on ketchup cup! Can also hold snacks or crayons. Fits into virtually any-size cup holder, with a no-slip rubberized base grip to help it stay in place. Also fits in a child’s car seat’s cup holder. Dishwasher-safe.

{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

Chris Taylor April 24, 2008 at 4:28 pm

I can hardly wait for the BlackBerry steering wheel mount, so that you can take your eyes off the road and thumb-type badly while careening down the 401.

Cyrano April 24, 2008 at 4:31 pm

I want to just pour this down my throat on a hot summer day.

* gulp * gulp * gulp

Ahh, that hits the spot.

Eva April 24, 2008 at 6:09 pm

“Also fits in a child’s car seat’s cup holder.”

Oh, thank goodness. How else will little children have constant access to fries?

Chris Taylor April 24, 2008 at 9:13 pm

Get an insulated one for the apple pies, too.

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