Archaic and benighted as this old-school conservative poster may seem to us, it would probably be acceptable in some parts of “flyover country” and much of the Middle East:

Poster courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.
by Joey deVilla on February 28, 2008
Archaic and benighted as this old-school conservative poster may seem to us, it would probably be acceptable in some parts of “flyover country” and much of the Middle East:

Poster courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.
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Back in high school, after reading Space-Time and Beyond for the umpteenth time and drinking one too many zombies with my friend Henry, we came up with a theory:
In the infinite set of universes, there had to exist a particular universe in which the events in our lives were being watched as a TV show.
We then made a solemn vow to live the kind of life that got high ratings.
This is the continuation of that story.
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What are those kids doing collapsing on the sewing table and sleeping on the floor! Get to the coal mine and start swinging shovels!
Also:
The flood is over,
the ground is dry…
Why do you wear your pants so high?
Let’s not forget that the hash-pipe on the table has been neglected. Bring more bong-water, woman!
@Christ Taylor: High pants, held up by an onion tied to the belt, were the style at the time.
lol. Bonus points for the Abe Simpson reference.