Citizen’s Insertable Swiftness Manifest

by Joey deVilla on November 21, 2007

Being the day before Thanksgiving, today’s a busy day at airports all across the United States. If you’re flying today, the Citizen’s Insertable Swiftness Manifest will guarantee that you’ll breeze through security*!

Citizen’s Insertable Luggage Manifest

* Straight into the body cavity search room, that is.

{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Wendy November 21, 2007 at 8:46 am

It is, after all, Insertable.

2 Pete Forde November 21, 2007 at 12:57 pm

Rarely do I laugh until I have tears in my eyes.

3 Maria November 22, 2007 at 2:16 pm

You forgot piñatas! The piñata made it to Canada!

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