From the monthly archives:

October 2007

Just a reminder…

by Joey deVilla on October 31, 2007

40th birthday party this Saturday - The Parkdale Drink - 1292 Queen Street West (just west of Dufferin) - 8:00 p.m.

And don’t forget: the clocks get turned back this Saturday, which means that we get an extra hour’s worth of party!

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“FOX Business” Anchor or Porn Star?

by Joey deVilla on October 29, 2007

Banner: FOX Business Anchor or Porn Star?

The choice of talking heads of FOX News has always left me wondering what journalism school would generate such a sorry lot; they seem to have been picked for less for their ability to ask the Five Ws and more for their ability to cheerlead for President W.

Even stranger is the choice of anchors for the spin-off channel FOX Business, who seem to have been picked for their Debbie Does Dallas (don’t worry, the link is safe for work) looks rather than j-skills. Even the design of the FOX Business site — gold on gold — makes it look more like a porn site than a news site. RADAR magazine noticed this and created a little game called FOX Business Anchor or Porn Star? The game is simple: you’ll be shown a picture of a woman and you must guess whether she’s an anchor on the FOX Business channel or a star from an adult entertainment film.

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This is Why I Place All My Cake Orders in Writing

by Joey deVilla on October 25, 2007

Cake with writing: “Best Wishes Suzanne / Under Neat that / We Will Miss You”
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

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I probably shouldn’t admit this, but this ad with a faux date of 1965 (it’s actually brand new) makes me proud to be a rye and whiskey drinker (although I prefer Crown Royal to Canadian Club).

1965 Canadian Club Ad: “Your Mom Wasn’t Your Dad’s First”
Click to see the ad at full size.
Image courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

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Pual RavenI thought I’d give a quick bloggy salute to Paul Raven, who died from a heart attack on October 20th in Switzerland.

Raven played with Killing Joke during their most successful period, contributing low notes to the albums Fire Dances, Brighter than a Thousand Suns and Night Time, on which the classic 80’s alt-rock/goth anthem Love Like Blood appears. I remember when my buddy George heard this tune at a Toronto dance club for the first time; he was so taken with it that he bought Night Time the very next day. Here’s the video:


Can’t see the video? Click here.

Here’s another track from Night Time: Eighties. Many rock pundits believe that Nirvana borrowed its guitar riff and incorporated it into their song, Come as You Are:


Can’t see the video? Click here.

I wore out two Night Time cassettes in the ’80s and finally bought the CD. It’s that good.

Raven later joined Prong, playing on the albums Rude Awakening and Cleansing, which featured the closest thing they had to a hit: the woefully underappreciated single Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck. During my DJ days at Clark Hall Pub, as soon as Raven’s opening bass notes from this song came on, the moshing would begin in earnest. Here’s the video:


Can’t see the video? Click here.

Rest in peace, Mr. Raven, and thanks for the great tunes.

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Oh, Japan, How I Love Thee…

October 22, 2007

…for your ability to add kinky weirdness to anything, including Pokemon:

[found via David Janes who found it here.]

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Curiouser and Curiouser

October 22, 2007

So whom does this guy work for? And did they get to the Toronto Star?
The Toronto Star has yanked both the pieces about the parking lot scheme I wrote about in this entry, replacing it with a cryptic correction that leaves only questions. More here.
The Star are either fools (for getting such a simple fact-check [...]

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The Alphabet in Pictures

October 22, 2007

Click the photo to see it at full size.Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

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“Geography of Hope” Unofficial Book Launch Party Tonight

October 22, 2007

Chris Turner, my friend and fellow DJ from Crazy Go Nuts University, is doing a small tour of Canadian cities in support of his new book, The Geography of Hope. The first stop of his tour is good ol’ Accordion City and it happens tonight at C’est What (67 Front Street East, a short walk [...]

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Streetcar Streetcar Streetcar Streetcar…

October 22, 2007

Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele and LeROIDuPLYWOOD.
“LeROIDuPLYWOOD” presents this photo, taken this morning at King and Spadina, where streetcars are backed up due to work that the TTC is doing on the tracks. Yet another reason I bike to work.

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Impark’s Scheme to Force People to Use Their Parking Lots [Updated]

October 22, 2007

UPDATE (Monday October 22 @ 2:16 EDT): There’s been an interesting development in this story — see the end of this post for details.
An Impark employee places pylons along Commissioners St. before the Cirque du Soleil show, preventing motorists from parking free of cost. Photo taken from the Toronto Star — click to see the [...]

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Toronto’s Smallest House is Up for Sale!

October 21, 2007

If you’re looking for a house here in Accordion City and…

You live alone or with one other person
You don’t have much stuff
You miss that cute little apartment you lived in while teaching English in Japan

…then this is the place for you!
Photo taken by Alexandra Samur, courtesy of Torontoist. Click the photo to see the Torontoist [...]

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The Beijing 2008 Logo Explained

October 21, 2007

Omage courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.
Here’s what Chairman Mao would probably think of this:
In case you need it, here’s an explanation of the acronym “ROFLMAO”.

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Pepsi Guy Lays Smackdown on Coke Guy at Wal-Mart

October 20, 2007

And here I thought “Cola Wars” was just a figure of speech:

State police in Indiana, Pa., are investigating after a Pepsi employee allegedly assaulted a Coca-Cola employee while making a delivery at a Wal-Mart in White Township on Oct. 1.
According to police, Robert Koscho, 48, of Ebensburg, and the Pepsi employee, David Paulina, 42, of [...]

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R.I.P. Joey Bishop

October 19, 2007

Well, that’s it for the last surviving member of the Rat Pack lineup that mattered: Joey Bishop (nee Joseph Abraham Gottlieb) died on Wednesday night. Rest in peace, son of a gun.

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