An article in today’s Toronto Star covering a the author of Girl Politics: Friends, Cliques and Really Mean Chicks, from the Zonderkidz branch of Christian publisher Zondervan, gave some advice about mean girls, including this gem:
Q: Using the Bible as a guide to deal with really mean chicks, isn’t that a stretch?
A: Not at all. The Bible is a marvellous tool for dealing with relationships. Jesus was constantly bullied by the Pharisees, who were basically a clique.
I will never look at the Pharisees in the same way again. From now on, I’m going to picture them as hot schoolgirls, saying things like:
- “Jedediah, all that milk and honey will go straight to your thighs. It’s all carbs!”
- “I’m having a party tonight and you are soooo not invited, Obadiah.”
- “Zachariah, why are you being such a beeyotch?”
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Gold, Jerry! GOLD!
We want other simpsons references, please!
now, jo….i KNOW you watched the premiere of gossip girls! let’s hope that all this media doesn’t lead to MORE censorship!!!!
the movie mean girls rocks and it do not matter what the other people said¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡
Pharisees were dirty old men gossiping, thats disturbing :\
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