Jesus vs. “Mean Girls”

by Joey deVilla on September 27, 2007

“Mean Girls” poster edited to read “Mean Pharisees”

An article in today’s Toronto Star covering a the author of Girl Politics: Friends, Cliques and Really Mean Chicks, from the Zonderkidz branch of Christian publisher Zondervan, gave some advice about mean girls, including this gem:

Q: Using the Bible as a guide to deal with really mean chicks, isn’t that a stretch?

A: Not at all. The Bible is a marvellous tool for dealing with relationships. Jesus was constantly bullied by the Pharisees, who were basically a clique.

I will never look at the Pharisees in the same way again. From now on, I’m going to picture them as hot schoolgirls, saying things like:

  • “Jedediah, all that milk and honey will go straight to your thighs. It’s all carbs!”
  • “I’m having a party tonight and you are soooo not invited, Obadiah.”
  • “Zachariah, why are you being such a beeyotch?”

{ 7 comments… read them below or add one }

Chris Taylor September 27, 2007 at 4:23 pm

Gold, Jerry! GOLD!

nGel September 28, 2007 at 9:07 am

We want other simpsons references, please!

stasia September 28, 2007 at 11:23 am

now, jo….i KNOW you watched the premiere of gossip girls! let’s hope that all this media doesn’t lead to MORE censorship!!!!

raisa December 13, 2007 at 5:20 pm

the movie mean girls rocks and it do not matter what the other people said¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

danny May 4, 2008 at 9:27 pm

Pharisees were dirty old men gossiping, thats disturbing :\

abcdefghijklmnopqrst May 21, 2008 at 1:16 pm

AAAAWWWWFFFUUUULLLL

Maggie May 13, 2010 at 8:16 pm

This is hilarious! I would have never thought about the Pharisees that way!

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