I Hereby Declare a Caption Contest

The prize is bragging rights, the topic is Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney, and here’s the photo:

Mitt Romney at a fudge shop putting on a latex glove.
Mitt, mit fudge!

Context, as they say on scans_daily, is for the weak.

Make your caption suggestions in the comments. Have fun!

Mandatory Mitt Romney Joke

How is it, that out of all the viable Republican candidates, it’s the Mormon who’s had only one wife?

18 Comments

  1. Tony
    Posted September 26, 2007 at 7:35 pm | Permalink

    Where did you say that Contribution was?

  2. Posted September 26, 2007 at 7:49 pm | Permalink

    *muttering under breath* I’ll show Hillary what a comprehensive health plan looks like…

  3. Posted September 26, 2007 at 11:17 pm | Permalink

    “Gentlemen, it’s time for another republican sex scandal…”

  4. Posted September 27, 2007 at 6:04 am | Permalink

    “Today, I am a fudge packer.”

  5. Posted September 27, 2007 at 8:31 am | Permalink

    I’ll show Ted Haggard how to pack fudge…

  6. Posted September 27, 2007 at 11:16 am | Permalink

    It will mold the fudge or it will get the hose again.

  7. Susan Clarke
    Posted September 27, 2007 at 12:39 pm | Permalink

    Every good boy deserves fudge!

  8. Posted September 27, 2007 at 1:36 pm | Permalink

    looking for fudge in all the wrong places

  9. Susan Clarke
    Posted September 27, 2007 at 3:16 pm | Permalink

    I’d bend over backwards for some really good fudge right about now.

  10. Posted September 27, 2007 at 5:09 pm | Permalink

    Mittens Romney Packs Fudge For Local Scouts

  11. Posted September 27, 2007 at 5:21 pm | Permalink

    When Willie Horton comes to visit, it feels like this.

  12. Jennifer
    Posted September 27, 2007 at 6:00 pm | Permalink

    “Senator Craig, would you come over here for a moment?”

  13. Dude
    Posted September 27, 2007 at 8:38 pm | Permalink

    “I will now demonstrate where we get that secret ingredient that gives our fudge its special zing!”

  14. MV
    Posted September 27, 2007 at 8:52 pm | Permalink

    Did you say butter?

  15. Posted September 27, 2007 at 10:26 pm | Permalink

    Guy packing boxes of fudge: "Although he took great pride in his work, Zio had a hard time telling his friends what he did for a living."

  16. Posted September 28, 2007 at 9:18 am | Permalink

    Romney Determined To Remove Santorum

  17. Susan Clarke
    Posted September 28, 2007 at 9:33 am | Permalink

    I think Timmy wins. Good job!

  18. Erik
    Posted October 1, 2007 at 12:23 pm | Permalink

    Two by two, hands of blue.

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