The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century
Joey deVilla’s Personal Blog
by Joey deVilla on January 21, 2007
Today’s “How to be a Gentleman” Tip: don’t sneak a glance at a woman’s breasts when hundreds of photographers have their cameras trained on you…
Damn girl, those are some golden globes! P. Diddy sneaks a peek at Jessica Biels at the Golden Globe Awards.
Back in high school, after reading Space-Time and Beyond for the umpteenth time and drinking one too many zombies with my friend Henry, we came up with a theory:
In the infinite set of universes, there had to exist a particular universe in which the events in our lives were being watched as a TV show.
We then made a solemn vow to live the kind of life that got high ratings.
This is the continuation of that story.
Get smart with the Thesis WordPress Theme from DIY Themes.
{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }
He’s looking at her “ear rings”, possible considering using them in his next runway show.
I love Biel’s total obliviousness to the whole thing.
P.S. Was going through my network’s del.icio.us tags and saw that Randy Morin had tagged this item. Now it has two big tags.
Total obliviousness to having one’s rack stared at has probably saved countless social lives. Mine included.
Perhaps if I were more self-conscious during that first dinner we wouldn’t be married. Hee! There were witnesses - guys, how bad was it?