by Joey deVilla on December 8, 2006
The piece of paper shown below was found in the cafeteria of an Arizona school. I’m strangely relieved to see that they haven’t changed…

Click the image to see the original photo.
Poor Rocheal. She’s in the same boat as “The Ugly One” from Teen Girl Squad.
by Joey deVilla on December 8, 2006

Let’s face it; most original rock and pop Christmas songs are downright terrible. The worst of the lot is Paul McCartney’s Wonderful Christmastime, a phoned-in composition that relies on bland synthesizer sounds and digital delay effects to separate it from the pack.
There are a few gems, however. One of them is the Pogues’ Fairytale of New York, a griity but lovely, hard-drinkin’, Gift of the Magi-gone-wrong tune, perfect for tonight’s Blogstravaganza. I present you with the live version.
The Pogues: Fairytale of New York (5.3 MB MP3)
by Joey deVilla on December 8, 2006
Taken from Time magazine:

by Joey deVilla on December 7, 2006

The cat-related silliness continues at Catmas.com. Go check it out!
by Joey deVilla on December 7, 2006
For you news junkies, policy nerds, political bloggers and people wondering what the Iraq Study Group’s recommendations for how to fix the Mess O’ Potamia are, the Iraq Study Group Report is now available. 142 pages, 79 recommendations, the difference between Sunnis and Shi’ites explained (and some people in Washington need to study up on that), and one president who’s likely to ignore it if it differs from the “things are going well” tack.
An excerpt:
Current U.S. policy is not working, as the level of violence in
Iraq is rising and the government is not advancing national reconciliation. Making no changes in policy would simply delay
the day of reckoning at a high cost. Nearly 100 Americans are
dying every month. The United States is spending $2 billion a
week. Our ability to respond to other international crises is
constrained. A majority of the American people are soured on
the war. This level of expense is not sustainable over an extended period, especially when progress is not being made.
The longer the United States remains in Iraq without progress,
the more resentment will grow among Iraqis who believe they
are subjects of a repressive American occupation. As one U.S.
official said to us, “Our leaving would make it worse….The
current approach without modification will not make it better.”
Here’s how you can get your paws on it:
Another excerpt:
The United States has made a massive commitment to the future of Iraq in both blood and treasure. As of December 2006,
nearly 2,900 Americans have lost their lives serving in Iraq. Another 21,000 Americans have been wounded, many severely.
To date, the United States has spent roughly $400 billion
on the Iraq War, and costs are running about $8 billion per
month. In addition, the United States must expect significant
“tail costs” to come. Caring for veterans and replacing lost
equipment will run into the hundreds of billions of dollars. Estimates run as high as $2 trillion for the final cost of the U.S. in-
volvement in Iraq.
Despite a massive effort, stability in Iraq remains elusive
and the situation is deteriorating. The Iraqi government cannot
now govern, sustain, and defend itself without the support of
the United States. Iraqis have not been convinced that they
must take responsibility for their own future. Iraq’s neighbors
and much of the international community have not been persuaded to play an active and constructive role in supporting
Iraq. The ability of the United States to shape outcomes is diminishing. Time is running out.
by Joey deVilla on December 7, 2006

Blogstravaganza — the gathering of the Toronto-and-area bloggers, blog readers and curious onlookers — is happening tomorrow! Here are the details:
| Where: |
Fiddler’s Green, an Irish-style pub at 27 Wellesley Street (on the south side, just east of Yonge, across the street from the subway station). We’ll be on the second floor. |
| When: |
Starting around 8 p.m.. My co-organizer Bob Tarantino will be there much earlier. He’ll be the guy talking incessantly about the publishing industry. |
| Who’s invited |
If you write or read blogs, or are just curious as to who’s posting pictures of their cat and entries about the cheese sandwich they had for lunch, you’re invited! |
If you’re doing Christmas shopping in the downtown area, Blogstravaganza will be a great place to relax afterwards.
Blogstravaganza is organized by:
For more details, see:
by Joey deVilla on December 7, 2006

According to Krusty the Klown, Tijuana is the happiest place on earth. Hence, their Christmas carols must be super-happy. To test the theory, here’s Sy Mann’s Tijuana Christmas, a Moog synth number suitable for playing when the Zamboni is cleaning the ice.
Sy Mann: Tijuana Christmas (3.3 MB MP3)
by Joey deVilla on December 6, 2006

That’s the news according to CNET and the JamesAndKati.com site. My deepest condolences to the Kims and their family and friends.
Their families have spent a lot of money on the rescue effort, and there’s the matter of a funeral and helping Kati and the kids back on their feet. If you’ve got a little money (and some Christmas spirit) to spare, please consider making a donation at the JamesAndKati.com site.
by Joey deVilla on December 6, 2006
See the one about the Jagermeister? I’ve been there. Baby, I’ve been there.
In Toronto, this is also known as David Crow Vision ;).

by Joey deVilla on December 6, 2006
for the Toronto technology scene in 2007. More later.
by Joey deVilla on December 6, 2006

It is unfortunate that those of us who went to university in the late 80s and early 90s probably know Clarence Carter for that painfully cheesy number, Strokin’, a big hiot at every “meet market” dance club of that era.
Here’s a better one that still has all the dirty-dirty bump ‘n’ grind: Backdoor Santa. Yes, I’m snickering too.
Clarence Carter: Backdoor Santa (2.0 MB MP3)
by Joey deVilla on December 5, 2006
by Joey deVilla on December 5, 2006

One story that will stick with me forever is Jack London’s short story of winter survival, To Build a Fire. It seemed as if it was on the curriculum of every Canadian grade school when I was a young teenager, and I’m sure everyone who’s taken a winter survival course was told to read it as a cautionary tale.

Later, at Crazy Go Nuts University, at the start of COMM 101 — “Intro to Business” — one of the first group exercises we did in the class was to explain how we’d handle a hypothetical situation. The purpose of the exercise was to demonstrate group dynamics and decision-making, and it went like this: We were in a small plane that crashed in the desert somewhere in the southwestern U.S.. The pilot is dead, and we have limited supplies: some water, a knife, a little food, salt tables, a large white parachute and a few other items. There’s nothing but flats as far as the eye can see. What do we do?
I argued for staying with plane, taking shelter, stretching our water supply and making ourselves as findable as possible. Someone else in our group, who’d just seen the movie Alive a few days prior, argued that we’d die if we stayed there. She said that the only way to survive was to make our way towards civilization or a road.
Although the purpose of the exercise was to explain the 90/10 dynamic of groups (generally, a group is 10% alpha dogs — me and the Alive fan — and 90% pack) and other aspects of group decision-making, we were given the correct answer, and that was to stay put and use the parachute as both shielding against the sun and a way of being spotted from the air. Even after the explanation, the Alive fan was unconvinced. “But…Alive…” she said.
One of these days, I’m going to have to rent that movie.

Kati Kim, after being rescued after nine days of being trapped in a car on a mountain in Oregon.
I bring up both these stories because the story of James Kim and his family reminded me of them. If you’re a follower of the tech news or live on the American west coast, you’ve probably heard this news. James Kim, an editor for CNET and familiar face for G4/TechTV viewers, his wife Kati and daughters Penelope and Sabine went missing days ago on a road trip to the Pacific Northwest. Their story, in a nutshell: they took a mountain road that they thought would be a shortcut and ended up getting trapped in very deep snow. They ran the engine to power the heater until it ran out of gas, and then burned the tires. Finally, James set off to get help. Kati and the girls were found alive nine days later and are in good condition. The search for James continues.
I’m very happy that Kati and the kids have been found, and my heart goes out to them. I hope they find James alive and well, and soon.

James Kim and his daughters.
Back in the fall of 1986 and the winter of 1987, I made the drive between Toronto and Montreal an average of once every three weeks to party with my sister and her friends at McGill (those stories should be blogged someday). The driving, while nowhere nearly as treacherous as the mountain routes taken by the Kim family, could still be pretty bad at times; sometimes, the snowfall and winds would be so bad that we had to pull over and wait. I never let the gas gauge drop significantly below half-full, and I always had an extra sweater, a small shovel, a road safety kit and some Wunderbars handy. The longest I ever had to sit still in a storm was about five hours, after which I had to dig out the car.
As I mentioned earlier, the Kims’ problem is orders of magnitude worse than anything I’ve faced. Highway 401 is not the same thing as the mountain pass they took. Even if I’d run out of gas during a blizzard on the 401, help is never far away from that very well-travelled route.
Here’s a question for the winter survival experts: if in the situation like the Kims (let’s ignore the prevention aspect for the moment), is it better to stay put, or go for help?
by Joey deVilla on December 5, 2006

Don’t forget, the gathering of Toronto-and-area bloggers takes place this Friday, December 8th at Fiddler’s Green (Wellesley Street, just across the street from the subway station). If you write or read blogs or are even wondering why people write or read blogs, come and join us!
For more details, see:
by Joey deVilla on December 5, 2006
by Joey deVilla on December 4, 2006