“Told you,” I replied.

And remember, in order to show the goodness in society, you need to have evil to compare it against. And here is the rub: Without our black hearts to compare against, society would be a singular shade of boring grey. Tell me that any other identifiable group provides this comprehensive level of contribution to modern society?

Are lawyers horrible? Probably. But tell me this: If you’re buying a business, a house, lending your retirement money to a borrower, entering a business deal with a company, or are charged with a criminal act which you didn’t do, are you going to do it all by yourself or would you hire an errors & ommissions-insured lawyer (who you could sue if he fucked up) to protect your ass & make sure you don’t get screwed? If you choose the former, good luck to you. I hope you like prison or bankruptcy.

Now tell me, do you still want to kill all the lawyers? And if so, would you kill Matlock first or last?

Your jackass friend.

Poseurs generally cause less harm to society than those in your profession. As both Shakespeare and Bloom County’s L.H. Puttgrass said, “Death to lawyers!”

The damage it does, both to structures and to people phyche’s is horrifying.

Anyone who jokes about fire has never experienced one.

Carson

It’s too bad for Sassafraz, I really enjoyed the martinis there, and the bar was fun to go after work.