I Wonder If the Back of the Packaging Says "Pick Two"

by Joey deVilla on August 16, 2006

Courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele, a photo of the “Sure / Safe / Easy” humane poultry killer. Its usage is depicted on the box:

Fisher's Human Poultry Killer.

'Head Crisher' character from 'The Kids in the Hall'.

(P.S.: Someone please tell me they got the joke in the title of this entry…)

{ 11 comments… read them below or add one }

Anonymous 08.16.06 at 9:27 am: From Column A?
Anonymous 08.16.06 at 9:38 am: Nope.
Anonymous 08.16.06 at 9:48 am: Good, cheap and fast, Pick 2
Anonymous 08.16.06 at 9:53 am: Bingo!
Anonymous 08.16.06 at 12:27 pm: Oldest engineering joke in the world.
Anonymous 08.16.06 at 4:18 pm: That picture actually belongs to someone I know. It should be attributed to him. Would you like his contact info?

ttfn,

–Ani
Anonymous 08.16.06 at 5:58 pm: Yup. That my mom’s kitchen table, and my great uncle Frank’s chicken killer.
Pyat (though I posted it originally in my Brunovonboots persona on a Hamilton, ON LJ community)
Anonymous 08.16.06 at 10:32 pm: I got the “Pick Two”, but what I don’t get, and have been wondering about for some time, is: Who is Miss Fipi Lele?
Anonymous 08.17.06 at 5:52 am: “Fipi Lele” = “F***P***”. (I’m taking my life in my hands even telling you this much.)
Anonymous 08.17.06 at 9:42 am: i always knew the joke as,

’smart, sexy, rich; pick two’ (wrt finding a bf/gf)
Anonymous 08.23.06 at 7:45 pm: I have a similar device I found a long time ago. Didn’t know what it was until now. I would be interested in knowing the origin of the photo posted here. - Dave