Aug
16
2006

I Wonder If the Back of the Packaging Says "Pick Two"

Courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele, a photo of the “Sure / Safe / Easy” humane poultry killer. Its usage is depicted on the box:

Fisher's Human Poultry Killer.

I’m reminded of the “Head Crusher” character from The Kids in the Hall:

'Head Crisher' character from 'The Kids in the Hall'.

(P.S.: Someone please tell me they got the joke in the title of this entry…)

This entry was written by Joey deVilla and posted on August 16, 2006 at 4:22 pm and filed under Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post. Post a comment or leave a trackback: Trackback URL.

11 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    Posted August 16, 2006 at 9:27 am | Permalink

    From Column A?

  2. Anonymous
    Posted August 16, 2006 at 9:38 am | Permalink

    Nope.

  3. Anonymous
    Posted August 16, 2006 at 9:48 am | Permalink

    Good, cheap and fast, Pick 2

  4. Anonymous
    Posted August 16, 2006 at 9:53 am | Permalink

    Bingo!

  5. Anonymous
    Posted August 16, 2006 at 12:27 pm | Permalink

    Oldest engineering joke in the world.

  6. Anonymous
    Posted August 16, 2006 at 4:18 pm | Permalink

    That picture actually belongs to someone I know. It should be attributed to him. Would you like his contact info?

    ttfn,

    –Ani

  7. Anonymous
    Posted August 16, 2006 at 5:58 pm | Permalink

    Yup. That my mom’s kitchen table, and my great uncle Frank’s chicken killer. :)
    Pyat (though I posted it originally in my Brunovonboots persona on a Hamilton, ON LJ community)

  8. Anonymous
    Posted August 16, 2006 at 10:32 pm | Permalink

    I got the “Pick Two”, but what I don’t get, and have been wondering about for some time, is: Who is Miss Fipi Lele?

  9. Anonymous
    Posted August 17, 2006 at 5:52 am | Permalink

    “Fipi Lele” = “F***P***”. (I’m taking my life in my hands even telling you this much.)

  10. Anonymous
    Posted August 17, 2006 at 9:42 am | Permalink

    i always knew the joke as,

    ’smart, sexy, rich; pick two’ (wrt finding a bf/gf)

  11. Anonymous
    Posted August 23, 2006 at 7:45 pm | Permalink

    I have a similar device I found a long time ago. Didn’t know what it was until now. I would be interested in knowing the origin of the photo posted here. - Dave

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