The Dangers of “World of Warcraft”

by Joey deVilla on June 16, 2006

Paging Joi Ito! Paging Catspaw! Paging our CEO Elliot! Are you aware of The Dangers of “World of Warcraft”? The comic below will show you what they are!

(If you hadn’t figured it out, the comic is a repurposed “Dangers of Alcoholism” comic from the 60s or 70s.)

{ 88 comments… read them below or add one }

Anonymous June 17, 2006 at 6:21 am

lol i saw this on wowbreak.com … Funny stuff man

Anonymous June 17, 2006 at 6:13 pm

Hilarious. 🙂

Anonymous June 20, 2006 at 7:09 am

Pfft. Elliot’s figured out the way to avoid such family troubles due to WoW: bring the family into the game with you!

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NewLifeFromHeaven November 17, 2007 at 12:47 pm

That is a pretty intense cartoon. Yikes!

Bas November 17, 2007 at 12:47 pm

Ahahaha. Very funny! 😀

Ranvir Singh Bassi November 17, 2007 at 3:21 pm

I don’t know anyone that plays world of warcraft. Least they don’t admit it. Now I can see why

Karma November 18, 2007 at 2:03 am

that was great. thanks for sharing this. I have friends who are addicted as hell to that crap game

Gaming Television November 18, 2007 at 11:02 am

lol nice tokenism at the end!

CooLMaN November 18, 2007 at 12:07 pm

“Mary got worse THEN john”?
WTF? Learn English!

THAN

Soar November 18, 2007 at 12:07 pm

This is awesome. I shared the link on my forums. xD I used to play WoW, and it was fun. I think I get to play again this summer… I may have to re-consider. Lawl.

Best WoW November 18, 2007 at 12:10 pm

I’ve seen this before … and it gets more and more awesome ever time I see it. FOR THE HORDE!!! lol

abcdefg November 18, 2007 at 12:27 pm

lmfao

I’LL SHOW YOU PVP BITCH

Writer November 18, 2007 at 12:39 pm
Foo November 18, 2007 at 1:03 pm

Serioulsy?
A spell checker would be useful!

rex follett November 18, 2007 at 1:05 pm

LOL This is hilarious I personally can relate.. You all should check out this hilarious about us on our site.. Its great!

cman November 18, 2007 at 1:05 pm

hahahah, WoW should really be considered a disease.

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ghtfh November 18, 2007 at 1:22 pm

ill show you pvp bitch!ROFL

Bob Kelso November 18, 2007 at 1:24 pm

@Ranvir Singh Bassi

With a name like that, go figure.

WOOOwER November 18, 2007 at 1:41 pm

I’ll show you pvp bitch!!
lawl

Dusin November 18, 2007 at 2:14 pm

FOR THE HORDE!!!!!

Clown Soup November 18, 2007 at 3:01 pm

“Mary got worse THEN john”?
WTF? Learn English!

THAN

***

Don’t you mean Than?
Here’s a primer on capitalization.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capitalization

And by the way, ‘WTF’ is an abbreviation, not a fucking acronym and should be written as W.T.F.you grammar school dropout.

bob November 18, 2007 at 4:40 pm

This comic is about 1-2 years old.

Anonymous Coward November 18, 2007 at 5:08 pm

effected -> affected

LoW LiFeS November 18, 2007 at 5:42 pm

all you nigga need to get a fucken life and play cs fuck WOW WOW gay ass fuck u geeks ass fuck oWN U GUYS IN CS damn TWEAKERS BRAKE THE GP AND SMOKE SOME WEED AND GO OUT U MORONS TWEAKERS

WoW News November 18, 2007 at 6:56 pm

great comic. I’ll link this page from my Site.

Amplified November 18, 2007 at 7:45 pm

Go to http://www.aionblah.com for the latest up to date information on the upcoming NCsoft MMORPG, Aion: Tower of Eternity.

illogical operation November 18, 2007 at 8:49 pm

lol, this was on our site a year ago

yes November 18, 2007 at 9:31 pm

try spelling words right, it helps.

Jow November 19, 2007 at 2:53 am

reminds me of the D&D propaganda(or whatever the fuck it was) that was given out by Christians(I think)…fucked up shit….

OMG WTF BBQ!! November 19, 2007 at 7:51 am

Absolutely brilliant, “John can be an asshole” cracked me up big time.

well done 🙂

igolg November 19, 2007 at 10:34 am

lol,a good funny comic.

Xtreme GamerX November 19, 2007 at 2:01 pm

That is some funny shit. Someone really took a few minutes out of their day for that one.

ryan November 19, 2007 at 5:00 pm

i guess slamming your car into a tree is one way to end the addiction.

jhml November 20, 2007 at 8:34 am

You got boing boinged – nice one 🙂

Dian3 November 20, 2007 at 8:43 am

hahahaha great!

very funny

and “for the Horde” part is so LOL.

Great

Ron November 20, 2007 at 1:13 pm

Now that is hilarious!

Joey deVilla November 20, 2007 at 1:16 pm

Just so you folks know, I am not the creator of the comic; I just found it and posted it here. Any misspellings and grammatical errors are that person’s, not mine.

Still, it’s hilarious, isn’t it?

Kip W November 20, 2007 at 1:51 pm

Interesting art. It’s Kurt Schaffenburger, but it looks like Vince Colleta inking. [/comic geek]

Oh yeah, funny stuff, too, I guess.

Markymark November 20, 2007 at 1:52 pm

Lol WoW is an alright game if you don’t get addicted to it. Whoever says its a crap game imo probably sucks at it.

Kip W November 20, 2007 at 1:54 pm

[comic geek back on]
Wait! That looks like Wood inking! I was fooled by the last panel. Woody, forgive me! [/comic geek]

…Hey, why are all the WoW addicts suddenly looking like they feel sorry for me…?

prozacula November 20, 2007 at 2:38 pm

liked the comic, good find!

on a side note about comment #14 from one ‘Writer’

I went to your site. You’re going to blog about being a blogger. My, how…postmodern. Yet incredibly boring.

good luck with that.

jjc November 20, 2007 at 3:49 pm

not bad, but the “effected”=>affected misspelling almost ruined it for me. also, was it supposed to be “Mary got worse then John” or “Mary got worse _than_ John” ?

Google Payload November 20, 2007 at 10:28 pm

Me and my wife play wow together so this really is how things go around my house. Well, maybe not quite like that. Hilarious…

John V November 20, 2007 at 11:05 pm

Haha… funny stuff!

Also:
@Clown Soup (#22)

You are an idiot.

“And by the way, ‘WTF’ is an abbreviation, not a fucking acronym and should be written as W.T.F.you grammar school dropout.”

I find it highly amusing that you are wrong about this. ‘WTF’ is an acronym, not an abbreviation.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acronym
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abbreviation

Clown Soup November 21, 2007 at 10:20 pm

To John V

Did you even bother to *read* your reference links?
And if so, did you comprehend the information?

Tim November 23, 2007 at 7:16 pm

@Clown Soup

Please show me one person that actually types “W.T.F.” or “R.O.F.L.”

Yes, it’s grammatically correct to have the periods in there, but you really need to find something more significant to fuss over.

Anyways, coming from someone who has never played WoW, that comic is funny and sad at the same time. I’m sure it’s a fun game all in all, but to think people would go to such lengths just to be able to play it…

amanda November 24, 2007 at 1:09 pm

In defense of “Clown Soup”…
His/her post was in response to the earlier oh-so-cool commentary of;

CooLMaN
Posted November 18, 2007 at 12:07 pm | Permalink
“Mary got worse THEN john”?
WTF? Learn English!

THAN

And, in other words, grow up spelling and grammar trolls, you are boring, unwanted, and usually just plain wrong.

sturdy November 24, 2007 at 2:51 pm

AHEIUHAOEUI.
Very funny stuff!

totmur November 24, 2007 at 10:56 pm

This comic blows dick. Maybe if the person who made it could use some actual humor and not spell common words wrong, it would be better. Fucking stumble button wasting my time taking me to this site. May as well make it worth my time and bash your site for blogging it. Thumbs down!

Alzabra November 27, 2007 at 1:38 pm

LOL…Hello My name is Alz and I’m a WoW-aholic…

geez December 1, 2007 at 4:04 am

The problem with a game like warcraft ( or similar MMO’s ) is that it becomes an escape from real life for many people, the toon is more realistic then it appears to be. I know a “real world” couple that plap together, and it did not improve their relationship 😀 or social life for that matter.

boh December 3, 2007 at 7:14 am

How CAN you compete with the ever-evolving world of Azroth? You can’t… You just deal with it.

Oliver Meyn December 7, 2007 at 12:13 pm

This is great – I’m sending it to the guild now. Oopp, gotta go, running the Baron at work!

imd1ncybrspce December 16, 2007 at 4:35 pm

It never ceases to amaze me what a bunch of total and complete morons live on planet earth. Your species deserves only one right, extinction. We can only hope the Mayans were correct.

Angel December 23, 2007 at 6:30 am

I’ll show you PVP….

Hilarius.

giggity December 30, 2007 at 7:14 am

Love it…

iyfkjdhfeqrg January 2, 2008 at 4:09 pm

haha great, but you used “effecting” which isnt even a verb. “Affect” is the verb, “Effect” is the noun, but great nun the less.

micha January 14, 2008 at 7:25 am

jo!

Geinto February 22, 2008 at 11:03 pm

I’m a WoW player and I found this to be hilarious XD

I loved the panel with the car “FOR THE HORDE!”, I cracked up at that ><

oilboy February 29, 2008 at 6:53 am

whoo cairs if tha speling iznt korekt. its stil priti funi. yoo giys neeed too ztopp wurying bowt thyngz lyk speling gramma and.

bhaal March 24, 2008 at 9:45 am

hahahah… ”ill show u pvp bitch” man, this shit is hillarious!

one June 13, 2008 at 4:25 am

Most boring and stereotypical comic ever… How can people find this funny, it’s beyond me. It only proves that the person who made this comic has an adversity against WoW, but has no idea about the gameplay itself, and likes to inflict the bad thoughts about a game on everyone else.
No, I’m not a WoW fan, but I played it from time to time. And this game, just like any other game, only affects people with a lower IQ or those who can easily be manipulated and impressed. And they aren’t that many.

Also – the comic has some grammar mistakes such as ‘effected instead of ‘affected’. Plus, it’s not Azroth, it’s Azeroth.

Get your shit straight if you’re posting something.

Cru September 14, 2008 at 10:31 am

I enjoyed it even if “one” has a stick up their ass for details. The FOR THE HORDE car crash was awesome.

death September 28, 2008 at 5:24 pm

if horde keeps loosing all the time in warsong ofc marry and john will get worse

death September 28, 2008 at 5:27 pm

and world of warcraft is a really good game u should try it before posting stuff like that

lollerskates September 29, 2008 at 1:42 pm

Quote:
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one
Posted June 13, 2008 at 4:25 am | Permalink

Most boring and stereotypical comic ever… How can people find this funny, it’s beyond me. It only proves that the person who made this comic has an adversity against WoW, but has no idea about the gameplay itself, and likes to inflict the bad thoughts about a game on everyone else.
No, I’m not a WoW fan, but I played it from time to time. And this game, just like any other game, only affects people with a lower IQ or those who can easily be manipulated and impressed. And they aren’t that many.

Also – the comic has some grammar mistakes such as ‘effected instead of ‘affected’. Plus, it’s not Azroth, it’s Azeroth.

Get your shit straight if you’re posting something.

/quote

See.. the glory of this thing is the fact that is was PROBABLY made by someone who plays WoW. It’s probably healthy.. That person makes us WoW players look good. They should be able to laugh at themselves. I do it all the time. 🙂

FOR THE HORDE!
Awesome.

Cegan December 18, 2008 at 3:49 am

ok… to all you people leaving comments like “this comic is like 2-3 years old”….. yea SO WHAT… the telephone is 200 years old and u still use it moron

bobgoeshehehehehehe December 22, 2008 at 3:56 am

Wow is ok if you play it once and a while like any game! Its a great game and I play it. Its the people that wont even go to sleep, or wont do things with their family for it. Then it becomes a problem like in this! It did make me laugh a little!

Wow Fanatic January 20, 2009 at 3:49 am

I don’t think playing WoW poses any threat or danger. Playing WoW something one should not to be afraid of. It is just a matter of control and living a balanced life. There is no such thing as WOW addiction. It’s a matter of CHOICE. Choosing to play WoW.

mason March 24, 2009 at 10:27 pm

lollerskates

youre trying to act intelligent, but its makes me want to kick your mother in the face. you have no friends so stop trying to impress people with words like stereotypical. and grow a sense of humor you pathetic piece of shit. its meant to make you laugh not to dis the fuckin game. asshole. and no, im not a hypocrite for calling you an asshole because im just stating the obvious.
and this game is bad for you because its making you inactive. also youre only using the right side of your brain. the left side is used for organization and such, but since the computer is brainwashing you and youre spending the majority of your days playing the game using your right side, the left side becomes inactive thus losing all motivation for organization.
you fail.

anywho, its was funny =)

Ashley Herman March 27, 2009 at 9:48 am

That is too funny. And its soooooo true. I just broke my WOW addition of three years; and yes it was an addiction. As my guilds got better, the amount of chatter and goofing off done in chat diminished. And I found that that’s the part I enjoyed more than the actual playing. So I joined Facebook instead. And if I hadn’t, I would have never reconnected with the Accordian Guy.

Josephine D. Dell April 15, 2009 at 8:40 am

Hey man nice post, I’ve added you to my RSS reader 🙂 I have a blog about making world of warcraft gold, you can check it out if you want 🙂

Goldbrand May 6, 2009 at 5:03 pm

@mason

Btw, lollerskates didn’t post that, he quoted from some guy, “One”. That’s why there’s a “/quote” there.

And yeah, it was pretty funny.

Goldbrand May 6, 2009 at 5:04 pm

And is “stereotypical” really that epic a word?

O_o;;

Milk August 11, 2009 at 10:28 pm

omfg /wowquit much? this is pretty genius indeed.

FOR THE HORDE

Gravemaster of Anachronos August 26, 2009 at 4:54 pm

Omg I’ve been playing wow for 5 years and my grades are always 19+ with the best mark being 20. Even if you are addicted to wow most people don’t suicide because of it, nor do they forget their families. (In fact wow found my a gf so I’m happy)

metin2 yang October 19, 2009 at 1:06 am

Even if you are addicted to wow most people don’t suicide because of it, nor do they forget their families

Abby November 29, 2010 at 5:13 pm

My husband was a total WoW addict when we were dating, and it caused serious relationship issues. It just took up too much time! Now, we limit game time and don’t do any scheduled guild stuff that means we can only hang out with our real-life friends at certain times. Plus, we play together sometimes, which is really a lot of fun for us.

Allison February 22, 2011 at 1:48 am

This game has destroyed a very dear friends life, he was fired from a union job that he was employed with for 21 years! He has lost his new truck, his mortgage is now 2 full months behind, he has no food, hasn’t showered in about 6-8 weeks……it’s awful! This man is truly a great person too! It’s killing me slowly to watch his life crumbling before my eyes.
I need advice and help! Please …

Ronnie March 17, 2011 at 12:48 pm

I think there has to be a balance between gaming and home life or the situation can get out of control.

Quick WoW April 27, 2011 at 5:10 pm

When I saw this comics I laughed my a** off!But the “I’ll show you PVP bitch!” just rofl’ed me to death,although doctor says I’m going to be alright XD Keep ’em comming dude :))

mikachu November 1, 2011 at 2:06 pm

One – Sounds like the comic book guy from the Simpsons.

Allison – You cannot help a person unless they are willing to help themselves. Sorry to say this, but you might protest all you want however, it is his choice in the end whether to keep playing or not. It almost sounds like he has an addictive personality and hasn’t found the right balance yet. Some people get passed it, others don’t.

I enjoyed this comic a lot, it reminded me of the GI Joe parodies from FenslerFilm… Even though I play WoW, I thought this was clever, haha. PvP Bitch was brilliant.

Rosethorne June 25, 2012 at 11:13 am

I saw this a few years ago, and for some reason it popped into my head the other day and I had to find this comic! It still makes me crack up, even after the tenth read. 🙂

grinder machine December 21, 2012 at 4:23 am

“real world”…

Dogman15 February 13, 2013 at 4:22 am

This is why I don’t play WoW. I play Team Fortress 2.

Mary August 28, 2013 at 4:41 am

I enjoyed this comic a lot, it reminded me of the GI Joe parodies from FenslerFilm… Even though I play WoW, I thought this was clever, haha. PvP Bitch was brilliant.

Bakeca Incontri Udine October 5, 2015 at 4:18 am

What is World of Warcraft ? 🙂

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