Sex Advice from Accordion Players!

by Joey deVilla on May 27, 2005

Patrick Lee pointed me to this Nerve story (some of the ads on the page might not be safe for work): Sex Advice from Accordion Players!

Photo: Sex Advice From Accordion Players.

My only complaint about the article is that they didn’t invite me to contribute!

{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

Anonymous May 27, 2005 at 4:55 pm

Why not contribute here? Answer the following:

What’s the best music for putting you in the mood?

What’s the hottest non-porn movie to impress a date with?

How has being an accordion player improved your sexual technique?

Is there a type of girl that goes for accordion players?

How much masturbation is too much masturbation?

What’s a good way to get someone up to your apartment?

What’s a first-date dealbreaker?

What’s the best thing anyone has ever done to you in bed?

Anonymous May 28, 2005 at 6:52 pm

Joey, what the heck is the guy on the right holding?

Anonymous May 29, 2005 at 9:48 am

Notice the absence of bellows? You probably blow into that nozzle thing on the top, like a melodica…

Anonymous May 29, 2005 at 9:52 am

And it’s called a claviola:

http://www.oneringzero.com/claviola.html

Anonymous May 29, 2005 at 8:06 pm

I hadn’t noticed the mouthpiece at first. Thanks.

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