How can you fear this man? PUPPIES TRUST HIM! PUPPIES!
[via Metafilter, via cheesedip] I have a friend who is trying to get over her fear of David Hasselhoff.
I try to help wherever I can, and here’s the next part of the cure: The
Hoff Calendar [543K, Microsoft Word Document, enclosure], [...]
Monthly Archives: March 2005
David Hasselhoff 2005 Calendar
Happy Purim!
Purim
begins at sundown tonight. I’m not Jewish, but my fiancee and in-laws
are, and hey — any holiday where you’re encouraged to drink is good in
my books!
(Purim is what happens when a big-shot Asian guy checks out the cute Jewish girl, something with which I am rather familiar.)
[...]
Home Sweet Meth Lab
Now that I’ve got house-hunting on the brain, oddities that would have
otherwise escaped my notice now present themselves to me. Case in
point: consider the little Seattle “fixer-upper” pictured below,
asking price almost US$250K (CAD$304,194 at today’s exchange rate):
If this place is going for $250K, I live [...]
US INSTITUTION FOR SALE - EXCELLENT CONDITION - L@@K
This could be you!
Marketplace as protest venue: rather than follow Messrs. Bush’s and Cheney’s slow, inefficient route, Billionaires for Bush have simply decided to put the US’ Social Security up for sale on eBay.
I’m beginning to get the feeling that when they say “ownership society”, they mean [...]
The Only Two Cents I Have to Spare on the Debate
I have received a couple of emails asking me to contribute my two cents to the “white male” debate about the blogosphere. Since I’m a little tied up doing actual work, I shall simply direct you to this entry about BloggerCon 1.
"Do You Have a Kiss for Daddy?"
My old friends from Crazy Go Nuts University, Ashley Bristowe and Chris “Turner” Turner, have a name for their baby inspired by the Greatest Movie of All Time (Ferris Bueller’s Day Off): Sloane.
Her full name is Sloane Lantau Bristowe Turner. “Lantau” is derived from the island on which Hong Kong’s International Airport is [...]
Rejected Wedding Cake Idea #1
Notify Ethan Zuckerman and the rest of the editors of Bacontarian: a couple from West Yorkshire, England, have eschewed the traditional flour-based wedding cake for the meatier, Atkins-friendlier, porkier porkpie cake:
Treyf-a-licious!
Since pork upsets Wendy’s stomach and our wedding ceremony will be a
Jewish one, the odds for my [...]
Bike
Pictured above is my primary means of getting about Accordion City, the
Scorpion King. For getting to and from work as well as travel within
the core of Accordion City that doesn’t require me to carry large
parcels, a bicycle is by far the most cost- and time-efficient means of
[...]
Charlie’s Realtors
Speaking of house-hunting, here’s an amusing real estate ad I’ve been saving for just such an occasion:
Slouching Towards Yuppiedom
If my life were a Winnie the Pooh
book (the A.A. Milne version, not the Disney version), the subtitle for
the current chapter would be “In Which the Accordion Guy and the
Redhead Search for a House”.
Unfortunately, Sunday open houses all take place at the same time –
between [...]
It’s a Girl!
Congratulations to my old friends from Crazy Go Nuts University, Ashley Bristowe and Chris “Turner” Turner, on the birth of a healthy 8-pound 9-ounce girl!
Wendy in Town This Weekend
My lovely fiancee is visiting for the weekend! Yay!
We’ll be at Kickass Karaoke at The Rivoli (332/334 Queen Street West, just east of Spadina) on Sunday.
Out There
While surfing around, I found some interesting material I thought you folks might enjoy:
How Lisa Came to Israel, Part 6:
Back in January, I pointed you to Lisa’s blog, which had the first five
installments of the story of how she ended up moving from Canada to
Israel. She’s been busy, but [...]
USB Chinese and Japanese Food
[Cross-posted to The Farm]
Data storage never looked so yummy: this place sells
siu mai and
tempura USB drives…
Dim Sum RAM! Click the photo to see the web page
where you can order this.
Tempura-licious! Click the photo to see the web
page [...]
If Alternative Formalwear is Barong, I Don’t Want to be Ba-Right
For my wedding, I considered going with the basic “monkey suit”
option…for approximately twenty seconds. I thought I’d go with
something that was both traditional and unusual (at least in this
corner of the world) and wear the traiditonal Filipino formal wear, a Barong Tagalog, which is often shortened to “barong”. When [...]
East Coast / West Coast Musical In-Laws
I’m always happy to give shout-outs to family, and that’s what this entry’s all about!
First: a plug for Mixology,
the band in which my future brother-in-law Andy plays bass. They’re a
pretty tight bar band playing good ol’ rock and roll with a bluesy feel
who play the area between [...]

