T minus three days!
A scene from last Thursday at the charity event during which I enjoyed more than my fair share of drinks:
Her: So, Accordion Boy, do you and your fiancee have plans for Valentine’s?
Me: Yeah, she’s flying up here Friday evening, and I’m taking [...]
We’ve been working on some pretty ambitious plans here at work, so posting on my work blogs, The Farm and IndieGameDev
has been rather light as of late. However, that’s not the case anymore
— give them a look if you’ve been waiting for new articles!
My parents are looking over the brunch menu for the wedding. Believe you me, the choices are exquisite!
There’s more of this at Engrish.com.
This reminds me of a joke a waiter here in Chinatown told me:
Q: How do we know that Adam and Eve weren’t Chinese?
[...]
Deenster turns thirty-two today. She’s doing a little reflecting, saying that “every passage of time reflected on involves re-imagining the person you want to be.”
I think I can help in that department. You see, Gentle Reader, Deenster has long had a fear of Mr. David Hasselhoff, star of Knight Rider and Baywatch and [...]
Back in high school, after reading Space-Time and Beyond for the umpteenth time and drinking one too many zombies with my friend Henry, we came up with a theory:
In the infinite set of universes, there had to exist a particular universe in which the events in our lives were being watched as a TV show.
We then made a solemn vow to live the kind of life that got high ratings.
This is the continuation of that story.
