Look Out, Batman, Here Come the Boners!

by Joey deVilla on February 18, 2005

Have you ever used the word “boner” to mean “an embarassing mistake”

rather than “manifestation of male sexual arousal”? I haven’t, but the writers at

DC Comics have — in fact, they devoted an entire issue of Batman to boners!

Comic: Panel featuring the Joker saying 'So! They laugh at my boner, will they? I'll show them! I'll show them how many boners the Joker can make!'

“First, I’ll need two dozen oysters, some of that Harry Potter ecstasy, a bottle of Viagra and a subscription to Maxim…”

Comic: Panel featuring the Joker saying 'This emphasis on boners has given me an idea for a new adventure in crime! Gotham City will rue the day it mentioned boner!'

So will the guy who wrote this comic.

{ 10 comments… read them below or add one }

Anonymous 02.18.05 at 9:09 am

Hi Dad.

(I’m just SAYING, Joey…)

Anonymous 02.18.05 at 9:56 am

ok, so i know it’s some sort of in-joke between the two of you all, and i’m sure it’s harmless and such, and in-jokes between people are one of those great intimacies of any good, solid relationship…

but “Hi Dad” as a comment to the boner post just seems a little weird…

I’m just SAYING…

Anonymous 02.18.05 at 9:59 am

More explicitly, Anonymous, I am noting to Joey once again that my dad reads his blog; when Joey posts about penises, etc., I tend to blush at that thought.

Was that good for you?

Heh.

Anonymous 02.18.05 at 10:17 am

you said boner huh huh huh huh heh huh heh huh

Anonymous 02.18.05 at 11:11 am

Ah, right… ok, i get it now… Thanks Red.

Hey The Redhead’s Dad… at least your daughter blushes at this sort of thing, so, you know, as far as raising her right and respectable and such, good job there.

Joey, maybe a Dad-Safe site that is free from the boner stuff? and then a regular site for the rest of us… or perhaps someone out there can write some sort of boner-post filter plug-in (Hah!) for her dad’s browser?

As a side note, I gotta get me one o’ them accounts here soon so i can be referred to as something other than Anonymous…

Anonymous 02.19.05 at 4:48 am

Now let’s all say Fide.

Fide, Fide, Fide.

There, that’s a Boner Fide porn quote now ;-)
Stu Savory

Anonymous 02.19.05 at 7:49 am

Actually, I think I had that issue back when I bought DC Comics. . . .

Anonymous 02.19.05 at 11:21 am

This picture seems perfect for Rasterbation

Anonymous 05.27.05 at 2:13 am

Fa-eed or Fee-day?

Which reminds me, according to my understanding of the best current understanding of classical Latin phonology, “Julius Ceasar” is pronounced “hu-lee-us chee-zar”, and “Veni, vedi, vici” is best rendered “Wee-nee, wee-dee, wee-chee”.

My motivations in posting this are entirely wee-nal.

-aminorex

Anonymous 05.27.05 at 2:17 am

As a child my grandmother gave me a book entitled “Press Boners”, which was quite aged for a paperback, being acid paper. It was replete with n-ary entendres, but the title was not thus intended, I think.

It would be fascinating to understand the real history of this word. It is a particularly quaint sort of vulgarism. Perhaps the nearest symmetric equivalent, in terms of quaintness, is “nookie”. I do love that word, “nookie”.

-aminorex

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