The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century
Joey deVilla’s Personal Blog
by Joey deVilla on February 8, 2005
My parents are looking over the brunch menu for the wedding. Believe you me, the choices are exquisite!
There’s more of this at Engrish.com.
This reminds me of a joke a waiter here in Chinatown told me:
Q: How do we know that Adam and Eve weren’t Chinese?
A: They ate the apple and not the snake.
Back in high school, after reading Space-Time and Beyond for the umpteenth time and drinking one too many zombies with my friend Henry, we came up with a theory:
In the infinite set of universes, there had to exist a particular universe in which the events in our lives were being watched as a TV show.
We then made a solemn vow to live the kind of life that got high ratings.
This is the continuation of that story.
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