THIS is why I dropped out of engineering

by Joey deVilla on October 23, 2003

Actually, the reason I dropped out was because I failed out, ranked 430th out of 431 in my class. #431, wherever you are, I owe you a beer!

Click on the image above to see the whole photo. Thanks, Ejovi!

{ 8 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Anonymous October 23, 2003 at 8:29 pm: Oh, believe me young man — if you become an engineer, sex WILL wait!
2 Anonymous October 23, 2003 at 8:40 pm: Not even sex can compare with the satisfaction of solving a second order differential equation representing a particularly nasty RLC circuit by hand…

I can’t even type that with a straight face.
3 Anonymous October 23, 2003 at 10:19 pm: Damn… they lied to us about what “integration” meant… and I was looking forward to triple integrals…
4 Anonymous October 23, 2003 at 11:25 pm: Integration seems to have entirely different emotional meaning to the profs than it does to students. I swear my calc prof quivered the first time we did triple integrals… and he was positively giddy when we started spherical coordinates.
5 Anonymous October 24, 2003 at 12:36 am: I think my problem was that I tried to solve dy/dx by cancelling out the d’s.
6 Anonymous October 24, 2003 at 8:44 am: Wait, so if I have sex I can’t be an engineer?

I didn’t know the entry requirements were so strict!

So are all the nuns in the world engineers then?

Thats what the habits are for! Hiding slide rulers!

-Whistleblower
7 Anonymous October 24, 2003 at 12:04 pm: At least you didn’t write “Assuming x = y…”
8 Anonymous October 26, 2003 at 12:07 pm: I have yet to meet a female engineer that has been forced to wait for sex.

–arcane