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Other "Coalition of the willing" puns

A co-worker has locked up a file that I need to edit and gone for a long, long lunch. Bad, bad coworker. How can I write refugee processing software without that file? Leaving refugee data in an inconsistent state makes Baby Jesus cry. I’ll bet it makes relational database pioneer C.J. Date cry too.

In the meantime, how ’bout some more puns on “Coalition of the willing”?

Farmers Coalition of the tilling
Feather-pen enthusiasts Coalition of the quilling
Oil companies Coalition of the drilling
People making flour Coalition of the milling
Everyone on medication Coalition of the pilling
Hit men Coalition of the killing
Drunk oil tanker captains Coalition of the spilling
A mess of Lisp programmers, all saying “no” Coalition of the NILling
The Thirsty People of Toronto Coalition of the swilling
People who make money off the Thirsty People of Toronto Coalition of the distilling
Several trip-hop and ambient bands organizing a cross-country tour Coalition of the chilling
Several hip-hop bands doing the same Coalition of the illing
The North Korean Army doing the same Coalition of the Kim Jong Illing
Carbohydrates Coalition of the filling
The entire Lilith Fair engaged in onanism
(might not be safe for work)
Coalition of the jilling
(might not be safe for work)

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