January 2002

by Joey deVilla on January 31, 2002

On Matters Rock and Roll

Yes, Lindi, I’m excited about tonight’s gig

It may not be the release party of my debut CD, but I’m still excited.

If you’re in the Toronto area and you’re looking to hear some really good live music tonight, drop by B-Side (corner of Peter and Richmond Streets, above Fez Batik) and check out Lindi. She’s got beautiful and unusual songs, and one hell of an accordion player backing her up to boot! Neil Leyton will be the opening act, after which he’ll join Lindi and the rest of us as we play songs off her new album, The Taste of Forbidden Fruit. Tickets are $10; if you pay $15, they’ll throw in the CD (the CD sells for $15, so think of it as buying the CD and then getting into the show for free).

Turn the other cheek, you second-rate Pearl Jam-wannabe Bible-thumping poseurs

Last Sunday, at their concert in Cleveland, lame-o Jesus rock band Creed barred Cleveland Plain Dealer music critic John Soeder from reviewing the show. Apparently the band’s publicist was so miffed at a bad review that another Plain Dealer critic wrote for Weathered, their latest album the band has attempted to inflict upon the public. I doubt that the review did them much harm; after all, it spent eight weeks at the number one position on the American rock charts.

Soeder tried to review the show by listening against one of the stadium doors using a plastic cup. In spite of the inconvenience, he still manages to find a silver lining:

I will say Creed was easier to stomach with several muffling layers of steel and stone between us. At least I didn’t suffer from direct exposure to the plodding rhythms of drummer Scott Phillips, the hand-me-down grunge riffs of guitarist Mark Tremonti or Stapp’s prosaic lyrics, often steeped in us-against-them paranoia.

Proof again that the problem isn’t God; it’s Her fans.

Just as bad as the scum at the record companies and the RIAA

A twerpish company with a twerpish product. I don’t feel like expending energy on writing about them (besides, I have Peek-A-Booty stuff to work on), so check out this (a summary in bOINGbOING) and this (a message from one of the coolest lawyers in the world, Fred von Lohmann).

“Unfinished Business” Week, Part 6

Any requests?

I’ve been meanng to expand my accordion repertoire for some time. If you think there are some songs that I should learn how to play on the accordion — and remember that I specilaize in the rock/pop genres — please let me know! The folks at Threadz want me to learn some Sublime, Ollie wants me to learn Guns of Brixton by The Clash and I’m thinking of learning Cake’s Short Skirt Long Jacket and their cover of I Will Survive.

Any other suggestions?

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by Joey deVilla on January 31, 2002

“Unfinished Business” Week, Part 5

Updated “About” Page

The first of many updates to this site. I’ve added a photo gallery sidebar to the “about” page so you can see what a naked man playing accordion looks like.

Go ahead. Click the link. You know you want to…

Shout-outs

Here are some things that I’ve been meaning to say to various people in my life. I will, for the sake of their privacy, not say which thing is for which person. You (and they) will have to figure out that part.

  • Bitch, where’s my money?

  • It was good seeing you again. It’s been too long.

  • Wear looser underwear, man. You’ll feel better.

  • Have you ever been serenaded before? Would you like to be?

  • You fucked up again. Three strikes – you’re out. And judging by what you’re up to, the remainder of your life will be a series of fuck-ups. Stay the hell away from me.

  • Looking forward to the big event, and thanks for mentioning me!

  • Your greatest contribution to the world is providing plants with valuable carbon dioxide.

  • You don’t know what you’re missing…

  • That stuff will eventually melt your brain.

  • Stop being such a doormat!

  • I believe in you. Why don’t you?

  • I know you fear it, but it’s coming for you. And I’m going to watch and laugh.

  • You’re a backstabbing weasel, and I’ve seen your stuff. It’s crap.

  • I should’ve lured you away from your loser boyfriend.

  • No matter what happened, we’ve always persevered, haven’t we? Oh yeah: fuck the new ending.

  • Thanks for all the great opportunities. Here’s to your newest one!

  • I’ll call soon.

  • And you thought I’d never amount to anything. Drop dead, bitch.

  • Wait. Just wait. And watch.

  • You’re going to grow up to be a fine young man if I have anything to do with it.

  • Undressing in front of me was just plain cruel.

  • She had more fun with me.

  • Yeah, I think I look better with blond hair than purple, too.

  • Glad to see you’re back on the meds.

  • I know, I should’ve said something.

  • How ’bout I go interrupt your work and slap the dick out of your mouth?

  • Did I happen to mention that I can cook, too?

  • Thank you. For everything.

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by Joey deVilla on January 30, 2002

Soon to be off the list

Just checked the Blogger page, and saw this:

With the next addition to the list, The Adventures of AccordionGuy in the 21st Century gets pushed off. It’s been a nice stay month-and-a-half stay on the “Blogs of Note” list, and I’d like to thank Evan for putting me there as well as everyone who’s been reading (and I know you’ve been reading; I’ve been checking the stats on my web server!).

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by Joey deVilla on January 30, 2002

“Unfinished Business” Week, Part 4

Square Footage, Part 3

(This is a continuation of the story covered in Square Footage, parts one and two.)

As I mentioned in an earlier posting, I referred to four places as “the office” in 2001. The best of these offices was 81 Langton, in San Francisco’s SOMA area.

The company for whom I used to work leased half of the thrid floor of a warehouse in the grungy area near 16th and Potrero. Aside from the expense of paying for a space large enough to hold two simultaneous basketball games and still have enough room for the four of us to work in, the building had other downsides. First, the company off whom we were subletting the space refused to let us share their network closet; their webmaster said that it was a security risk. We ended up spending thousands of dollars building our own network closet because some idiot dot-com was too greedy to share. We also had problems that came up because of the construction that was being done to bring the building up to San Francisco’s earthquake code. There was continuous drilling and jackhammering noise, as well as great clouds of dust. We had to leave the office unlocked to allow the construction workers to enter the office; this resulted in someone sneaking in one night and helping themselves to a couple of new laptop computers. When the landlord announced that they were going to install a brand new set of stairs for the building, we decided that it was time to leave; we didn’t want to have to put up with another six months of construction.

Michelle. our tireless general manager, found a new office in very short order. Two weeks after moving to San Francisco and getting settled into the new office, my stuff was packed and I was getting settled in a newer, nicer office. Check out these photos:

This is a view from the loft, which acted as our meeting room. Below, you can see my desk near the left, Cory’s desk near the window, Michelle’s desk to the right, and the gas heater disguised as a wood-burning stove between Cory’s and Michelle’s desks.

Another view from the loft, showing the staircase, meeting room area and front door.

The work area as seen from office manager Amy’s desk. That’s my desk peeking out from the left, Cory’s semi-deflated Mickey Mouse chair by the pillar, Cory’s desk by the window and Michelle’s deskt to the right.

Ahhh, the kitchen. Stainless steel appliances, glazed concrete counters, and stocked by Webvan. That’s a gas stove, too! Nigella would’ve been impressed.

My desk and Leap chair. I later covered up the wall behind me with posters, photos and postcards in a giant collage. The window offered a view right into the downstairs neighbour’s shower.

This was a much better office than the warehouse; in fact, it was the best office I’d ever worked in. It was a mere 15-minute bike ride from home, close to a couple of good places to eat and a bright sunny place in which to work. I was having a blast working there and tore into my work, a good chunk of which was getting ready to represent the company at the O’Reilly Peer-to-Peer Conference in February of that year.

I remember settling into my chair and saying “Yup, I’m really going to like it here.”

Four months later, I was relocated back to Toronto.

Next: San Francisco, you and I have some unfinished business.

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by Joey deVilla on January 30, 2002

What Video Game Character Are You? I am Pacman.I am Pacman.

I am an aggressive sort of personality, out to get what I can, when I can. I prefer to avoid confrontation, but sometimes when it’s called for, I can be a powerful character. I tend to be afflicted with munchies constantly. What Video Game Character Are You?

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by Joey deVilla on January 30, 2002

Accordion-O-Rama

The VH-1 Photo Shoot

Last Sunday was sunny with spring-like temperatures, so I decided to do go out for a walk. I took the accordion with me and slung it on my back, just in case I decided to do some busking.

I was listening to CDs at the Queen Street HMV, when I got a tap on my shoulder. I turned around to see two guys with large camera bags.

“I’m Mike, and this is Krush,” said one of them, holding up a VH-1 ID card. “We’re here taking stills for a documentary of people who are really into their music, and you look like one of them. Mind if we take some photos?”

“Not at all,” I replied, “but the clothes stay on.”

They got a picture or two of me at the CD listening bar checking out the new Nine Inch Nails live album. About five minutes later, I was busking on Queen Street, with Mike and Krush taking pictures of me. The commotion attracted a couple of curious onlookers as well as my friends Dera and Marshall, who were out shopping, heard the accordion and knew that only one person could be behind the noise. Once the shoot was done, I signed the release forms (pointing to Dera, I told the VH-1 guys “be careful, I have a lawyer here…”). Mike threw a fiver into my hat.

I decided to join Dera and Marshall on their stroll westward down Queen Street, chatting and checking out the many new places that had popped up over the past year. After the stroll, I returned to Threadz (a skater clothing shop) to play a couple of numbers that the staff had requested. On my way out, I gave the fiver Mike had given me to a high-school age girl huddled in sleeping blankets in an alcove.

The B-Side Gig (Thursday, January 31st)

It would be very uncharacteristic of this blog (and of me) not to include the gratuitous “cute girl” shot. So here it is:

That’s Lindi, whose party celebrating the release of her debut CD, The Taste of Forbidden Fruit, takes place this Thursday at B-Side in Toronto (Richmond and Peter Streets, above Fez Batik). Her music style is folksy, with Spanish chord stylings and an Edith Piaf feel. Unlike most people writing songs in the pop idiom, she tends towards waltzes with a French feel to them, which tend to set her songs apart from what you’ll hear from your garden variety singer-songwriter. I’ll be there playing my not-often-seen “club” accordion (as opposed to my very-often-seen “street” accordion); the “club” accordion has nicer reeds and a very Parisian sound.

If you’re in the Toronto area, please come and see the show. Tickets are $10, but if you pay $15, they’ll throw in the CD. Since the CD sells for $15, the cost of admission to the party is effectively free if you buy it. Neil Leyton will be the opening act, after which he will play guitar with Lindi, me, and the rest of her band.

Eclipse (Groundhog Day)

Last Saturday I got a phone call that started with the other person saying:

“Uh…is this the accordion guy?”

(Maybe I should get my phone number listed as “Accordion Guy”.)

It turned out to be a woman I met at the last Kick Ass Karaoke at the Bovine Sex Club. She organizes a night at Eclipse (College and Dovercourt) where musicians get together to jam and improvise. “Think of it as a licensed living room, she said, which I liked. “Musicians get free drinks and food,” she followed, which I liked even more. So I’m going to be there this Saturday, after which I think I’ll do some busking outside Amato’s, if it’s not too cold out.

Hangin’ with the neighbours

I was getting something from the car last Saturday night when I passed by the house two doors down from mine. Its occupants were smoking on the porch, and one of them called to me.

“Hey, Accordion Guy. Got a moment?”

It was Darren, whom I’d met after the second Chicks Dig It night. He asked if I had a little time to spare, which I did, so he invited in to check out the rehearsal space he’d made in his basement. I brought my accordion over and we jammed, playing some Beatles, Zappa, Captain Beefheart, twelve-bar blues, Clash, Presidents of the United States of America and I forget what else. His roommate — I forget her name — asked me if I could give her accordion lessons, and I told her she should come over for one of our movie nights, during which I could give her some pointers.

I mentioned the Lindi and Eclipse gigs to Darren and his housemate, and they sounded interested. Darren told me that any time I wanted someone to jam with, I should come over.

Neighbours to jam with. Cool.

More Lindi gigs (February and June)

I got a phone call from Lindi today, asking me if I would like to back her up on Wednesday, February 20th at Healey’s (blues guitarist Jeff Healey’s bar, Bathurst and Queen, right beside the Paddock). I said “yes,” after which she asked if I would like to back her up for her North By Northeast gig in June, to which I also replied “yes”. She then asked if I would come into the studio with her and lay down some accordion tracks for her new songs, to which I again replied “yes.”

I’m such a skanky accordion slut.

Recommended viewing/listening

There’s a Lindi/Neil Leyton video interview at Umbrella Music’s site (they promote Canadian music). You’ll need Windows Media Player to view it, and you can see it in either high-bandwidth or low-bandwidth format. She makes special mention that she’s got an accordion player!

You can hear samples MP3s of Lindi’s songs. Check out Misery My Love, Nothing At All and Sweet Jezebel.

Ann Gunkel’s Accordion Page. Check out how she got into accordion playing and her essay on the radical political history of the accordion.

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by Joey deVilla on January 29, 2002

“Unfinished Business” Week, Part 3

Busy, busy, busy (or, More recommended reading)

…which means I can’t get some proper blogging done until later. However, there are a number of links I haven’t gotten around to posting. Unlike my usual practice, which is to provide a set of links that match the theme of a posting, these links have nothing to do with each other or some larger topic of discussion. Unless you count the fact that I’ve been sitting on these links.

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"Unfinished Business" Week, Part 2

by Joey deVilla on January 27, 2002

Another installment of stuff I was going to blog earlier, but didn’t.

Kingston’s Loudest Band

My

sister recently found an old newspaper clipping I’d sent her from my

university days almost ten years ago. It was an article written for an

old Kingston paper called INQ (short for Independent News of Queen’s;

it vanished after it was discovered that it was funded with money

stolen from a charity organization) reviewing our band, Volume. For the

most part, we received good reviews. We were pretty good musicians, and

I think at least two of us – namely Andrew and me – are still actively

gigging; Andrew’s the drummer for a Vancouver band called Feisty, and I’m ready-at-a-moment’s notice accordion backup for whomever needs it (inlcuding Lindi, whose CD release party is this Thursday).

The article was written by Elan Mastai, whose last work I’m aware of is the screenplay for MVP2: Most Vertical Primate.

Mike, Chris, George and Andrew, this one’s for you.

Discovering the Length, Width and Depth of Volume

Elan Mastai
INQ Newspaper
Wednesday, April 7, 1993

My regular Thursday ritual of staring transfixed at the television screen absorbed in the intricacies of Seinfeld

was abruptly disturbed on April 1st. The distraction came in the form

of an invitation to check out Volume at the Carribbean Club.

Fortunately for my friend, I was very impressed by Volume’s three-set

performance.

Volume definitely has the “grunge

look down pat. All the musicians involved were repsectably clad in

multiple layers of flannel, beer ads and rock band T-shirts. They

primarily played covers of current Seattle-scene alternative rock.

Volume’s music is of a fairly loud variety, and their sound packs a

solid punch.

Bar bands often seem to rely on the ability of

their guitarist to carry the tunes, leaving drums and bass to establish

the background rhythm (particularly in this age of pre-fabricated

techno music). Volume’s drummer, Andrew Pirie, has an established stage

presence. His thundering beat had much of the crowd bobbing their heads

in synchronicity. Fortunately, George Scriban’s

bass stood out as a sound completely separate from Chris Walmsley’s

guitars. Although the guitars were great, Walmsley wasn’t really

allowed to cut loose on any solos until the third set.

Keyboardist

Joey deVilla filled out the instrumental section of Volume. deVilla

apologized early for his real keyboard having been repossessed.

Regardless, I’ve never seen anyone actually play the keyboard with

their forehead and still maintain the tune. I was suitably impressed.

They keyboards provided nice additional melody, although it was a real

battle to hear them over Walmsley’s guitar.

Vocalist Mike

List has a great edge to his voice. When he’s allowed to cut loose with

one of his primal yowls, you can feel your brain quiver. List’s vocals

on tunes like Alice in Chains’ Would? and Soundgarden’s Outshined are along the lines of what Janis Joplin would have sounded like, had she been a werewolf (and male).

However,

Volume would do well to play to List’s strengths and stay away from his

weaknesses. Volume has a tight sound, but they should steer clear of

more melodic vocal material – ground upon which List is obviously

uncomfortable. The only real disappointments of the night were covers

of Epic and Nearly Lost You. (I know, I know, Faith No More and Screaming Trees are not generally considered melodic, but it’s all relative.)

However,

this criticism is not meant to detract from the band’s overall appeal.

They are simply better on the heavier material. Highlights of the night

included bang-on covers of Pearl Jam’s Alive and the Red Hot Chili Peppers’ Suck My Kiss. On another of the more memorable covers, List borrowed from U2’s Bono stating “this is a song Black Francis stole from the Beatles, now we’re stealing it back”. The band then promptly broke into a killer version of Honey Pie.

Practically worth the three-dollar admission charge itself, was the hilarious rendition of Right Said Fred’s I’m Too Sexy.

List surrendered vocals to deVilla for the cover, giving himself an

opportunity for a quick rest. deVilla went way over the top, yelping

like a post-punk

daemon of disaffected suburban youth and paying particular attention to

the more socially stigmatized anatomical protrusions of the human body.

Another of the highlights of the show was Volume’s only

original of the night, an incredible tune called No Wonder. If No

Wonder is an indication of the original songs Volume is producing, I

only wish they would include more originals in future sets. It is so

difficult for independent bands to land jobs that often it is necessary

to play covers. However, I think that Volume will find that original

songs allow the band to evolve more fully and create their own sound.

Originals also allow the band to play to their own strengths,

particularly on the part of the vocalist.

The band actually

played No Wonder twice, the second rendition as the last song of the

final set. It was requested by two fairly large individuals who took it

upon themselves to create a two person mosh pit on the Caribbean’s

chessboard dance floor.

I spoke to deVilla during the break

between the first and second sets. He tells me that currently the band

is mostly working on gaining exposure around town and refining their

original material. Volume will be playing semi-regularly over the

course of the summer at the Caribbean with their next show scheduled

for Thursday, April 8th.

While Volume hardly transcends the idiom of popular culture
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or any pretentious music-critic distinction like that, they are well

worth seeing. Those of you who do not gauge their musical tastes by its

obscurity (just because it sells a million compact discs doesn’t mean

it’s not excellent music) and are into the sonic barrage that Pearl Jam

and Alice in Chains have cashed in on should like Volume.

Volume

is a band that is not only interesting to listen to, but between the

hyperkinetic flopping of List and deVilla and the musical skill of

Pirie, Scriban and Walmsley, Volume is a band that is also entertaining

to watch. All in all a great show. Check them out.

Elan pounded his head against his computer keyboard in the deVilla style while writing this article.

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by Joey deVilla on January 26, 2002

Welcome to “Unfinished Business” Week!

From this Saturday to the next, I’ll try and take post things I’d been meaning to post earlier, continuations of series I got started on, and follow-ups. Hope you like them.

Unemployed? Sure. Unstoppable? Hell yeah!

The day after I got sacked, I made this little cartoon — I took some liberties and created my own comic strip in the style of My New Fighting Style is Unstoppable (check out their series Get Your War On and Get Your Enr On).

AccordionGuy and Photoshop in the house!

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by Joey deVilla on January 26, 2002

Astute.

From Mighty Girl’s blog:

4.27.01 OBSERVATION

Raspberry bathroom air fresheners are unsettling. The area where one defecates should not smell edible.

She’s so right-on I may just have to ask her to marry me!

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by Joey deVilla on January 26, 2002

Microsoft Gets Security Religion, Part 3

In his memo on Trustworthy Computing, Gates says that ideal computer systems should be as reliable as services such as electricity, water and telephones. Doc Searls made the very astute observation that these services are infrastructure, and has this to say:

Interesting. Those other services are infrastructural. Significantly, their workings are transparent. There is no secret to how any of them work. (Even digital telephony.) As de facto infrastructure, Windows is anomalous in its lack of transparency.

He has a point here. You can easily look up documents on electric generation plant, water pumping stations and telephone company switches; you can even take tours of these facilities. You can’t do that with Windows, because beyond a certain point, its inner workings are hidden to anyone not working at Microsoft. We programmers can only go as far as the API — the Application Program Interface, the thing that allows our programs to use the services provided by Windows. Even then, Microsoft supposedly doesn’t make their entire API known; it gives them an edge over everyone else when it comes to writing software for Windows.

With real-world infrastructural services like electricity and water, the inner workings are subject to scrutiny. You can hire an independent engineering firm to do an audit of a power plant to see that it’s being properly run and maintained. You can’t do that with Windows since it’s a black box. The underlying code has always been unavailable to the general public, and only recently has it been made available to select business partners through its “shared source” program.

Searls goes on by providing a contrasting example: Apple’s Mac OS X.

By choosing to develop OS X on a transparent base – Darwin, which is BSD on a Mach kernel. [It's open source, which means that the source code -- the "recipe", if you will -- is free available for any to read or modify -- Joey]. Apple respected the essentially infrastructural nature of operating systems, and the need for transparency at that level. I was talking with an Apple guy who works on OS X last night, and he was going on about the synergy between the company and outside Darwin hackers who shared an interest in improving Darwin as base-level infrastructure. Also about what Apple is giving back to the world in its work on FireWire, for example.

I think, in the long run, Microsoft would be wise to do the same, at least if it wants to maintain Windows’ infrastructural role.

It sounds like a good idea, but will Microsoft do it?

More on infrastructure

Thinking of software as infrastructure led me to think of other properties of “real-world” infrastructure and whether or not software infrastructure has something comparable.

Real-world infrastructural services are accountable to the public and to the government. When blackouts like those that happened last year in Califonia happened, there was a public outcry and action on the part of the state and federal goverments. When operating systems fail, there’s some public outcry that gets a token response from the software company’s tech support and marketing departments and almost nothing the government can do. When you rip open the packaging of your operating system, you are “signing” a EULA (End User Licensing Agreenment) which pretty much absolves the software company of any blame for anything bad the software does. Certain EULAs go even father — the EULA for Microsoft SQL Server (it’s database software) expressly forbids you from publishing performance data comparing it to other database software, or even data comparing SQL Server on different versions of Windows!

Real world infrastructure often has to meet some kind of safety standard, There are building codes, standards for electrical and chemical safety, government bodies like the FCC (Federal Communications Commision) and NTSB (National Travel Safety Board) and independent organizations like Underwriter’s Laboratories that perform safety and standards tests on real-world products. With software, you’re relying on the diligence of your software vendor’s QA department.

Real-world infrastructural services are usually designed by accredited engineers who are members of professional societies (in the case of Ontario, Canada, where I live, it’s the PEO — Professional Engineers of Ontario). Programming isn’t a profession, and many programmers out there taught themselves rather than going to University and majoring in computer science. I’m not saying being self-taught is necessarily a bad thing; many great programmers out there didn’t major in computer science or even go to university. However, accreditation fosters accountability, which is a neccesity when making infrastructure.

Real-world infrastructural services can be proven to work on paper. We have sufficient math to prove that a bridge or building design will work (and we also have thousands of years’ experience in making them, too), or that a chemical reaction will happen just a expected in a factory or that electricty will flow from point A to point B at the expected voltage and current. However, computer science is still a young field; the definition of what is computable didn’t come up until the 1930′s, and von Neumann didn’t come up with the guiding principle behind machines today until the 1940′s, and we didn’t have ENIAC until the 1950′s. We can’t prove that a piece of software will work without taking a ridiculously long time: for example, the math required to prove that a simple program adds two numbers correctly takes up two pages of legal foolscap (that was a question on one of my final exams).

Software is becoming infrastructure, but it doesn’t yet have the constraints that infrastructure needs. What we call “software engineering” is far from real engineering, in spite of the fact that we’re beginning to rely on it as much as other infrastructure that is engineered. As developers, we’re going to have to meet the challenge of turning computer science from its current hodge-podge state into a true engineering discipline; as consumers and citizens, we’re going to have to demand it from developers, software vendors and bodies like the ACM (Association for Computing Machinery).

Then, we may have a decent shot at Trustworthy Computing.

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by Joey deVilla on January 25, 2002

T.G.I.F.

Silly online test of the week…

…goes to The Breakfast Club Personality Test, which is on this site. Here’s my result:

Home Alone and Baby’s Day Out, but I think part of the problem is that he stopped writing Molly Ringwald vehicles. All worship The Molly. And her very nice New York apartment.

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by Joey deVilla on January 24, 2002

This is what the Internet’s all about

From The Official Ninja Webpage:

Hi, this site is all about ninjas, REAL NINJAS. This site is awesome. My name is Robert and I can’t stop thinking about ninjas. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1. Ninjas are mammals.

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

Damn, they’re mammals? On the Internet, you learn something new every day.

Warning: The Official Ninja webpage has some really annoying background music. Turn down the volume on your speakers.

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by Joey deVilla on January 24, 2002

Speaking of trustworthy computing…

Here’s a great story about how AppleScript (a scripting language for Macs) helped keep sensitive data safe and helped recover a stolen iMac. The iMac’s owner managed to access his stolen machine remotely, wrote a script to set the AOL client to dial his home number, which gave him a caller ID trace. I think we have an early candidate for “Hack of the Year,” folks…

(Thanks to Leandro for the link.)

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by Joey deVilla on January 24, 2002

Microsoft Gets Security Religion, Part 2

The Trustworthy Computing Initiative

On Janauary 15th, Bill Gates sent out a memo outlining an inititiative for something he calls Trustworthy Computing. The memo can be read in its entirety here.

Here are some snippets which should give you the gist of the initiative…

Trustworthy Computing is computing that is as available, reliable and secure as electricity, water services and telephony.

“Reliable and secure as electricity?” Obviously he didn’t live in California during the start of 2001.

Today, in the developed world, we do not worry about electricity and water services being available. With telephony, we rely both on its availability and its security for conducting highly confidential business transactions without worrying that information about who we call or what we say will be compromised. Computing falls well short of this, ranging from the individual user who isn’t willing to add a new application because it might destabilize their system, to a corporation that moves slowly to embrace e-business because today’s platforms don’t make the grade.

Of course, what he doesn’t say is that a lot of the system destabilization that comes from installing new apps is Microsoft’s fault. I once had a customer call me with a problem where after installing an app I’d written, his printer was no longer working. And no, it wasn’t my fault.

That customer was a victim of what Windows developers call DLL Hell. The quickie explanation for non-technical people is that DLLs are software Lego blocks that are shared by many programs that perform functions that are common to many programs. For instance, the “Open” and “Save” dialog boxes you often see are services provided by the Windows Common Dialog DLL; by using this DLL, developers are saved from having to write, test and debug new “Open” and “Save” dialog boxes for each application and the users get a consistent experience every time they want to open or save. So far, so good. The problem is that DLLs are often upgraded, and sometimes the new version of a DLLs is not backwards-compatible with an old version. As a result, programs that relied on the old version of a DLL may suddenly stop working properly. A real-life analogy: imagine the kind of tragedy that would occur if someone changed all the coffee — a shared utility that many workers rely on — in your office from regular to decaf without telling anyone.

The events of last year — from September’s terrorist attacks to a number of malicious and highly publicized computer viruses — reminded every one of us how important it is to ensure the integrity and security of our critical infrastructure, whether it’s the airlines or computer systems.

The attacks on the World Trade Center and Pentagon, being “low-tech, high concept” operations — had nothing to do with computers, but they do make a convenient bogeyman. As for the highly publicized computer viruses, most of them took advantage of Windows systems.

Our new design approaches need to dramatically reduce the number of such issues that come up in the software that Microsoft, its partners and its customers create. We need to make it automatic for customers to get the benefits of these fixes. Eventually, our software should be so fundamentally secure that customers never even worry about it.

Well, duh…

More in upcoming postings. Lots of work to do today.

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